Discover Slang

A Turge
Turf is smart, Turg is good, and you should just shut up and take it.
My teacher said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I have to listen to that for the rest of the year.
My friend said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I’m confused.
My dog said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I think he’s trying to take over the world.
A Tully
A Tully is when you zip up too quick and a tiny splash of pee flies up and hits your tongue like it’s trying to insult you.
My bro zipped up so fast he got a Tully in his mouth. He was crying.
I got a Tully and it tasted like regret.
My dad got a Tully and it landed in his coffee. Now it’s a Tully-ffee.
A Tully
A Tully is when something is so good it makes you feel like you just woke up from a dream, or when you’re so wasted you’re doing cartwheels in the kitchen.
That pizza was a Tully. I felt like I was on fire.
My friend got so drunk he did a Tully and tried to speak in tongues.
That movie was a Tully. I laughed so hard I got a Tully.
A Tully
A Tully is a guy with a body that makes you want to bite him and also cry because he’s so good looking.
That guy in the gym was a Tully. I wanted to rip his shirt off.
My cousin’s boy is a Tully. He’s got a body like a god.
That guy was a Tully and I got a hard-on just looking at him.
A Tully
A Tully is something that makes your day better, or a joke that’s so good it hurts your brain.
That joke was a Tully. It made me snort coffee out my nose.
That cake was a Tully. I wanted to marry it.
That comment was a Tully. I laughed so hard I cried.
A Tully
A Tully is someone who doesn’t try to be funny but just says stupid stuff and it makes you laugh, even if she’s not hot and just has a smile that’s like a sunrise.
My sister is a Tully. She said ‘I ate my feelings’ and I laughed for 10 minutes.
That girl is a Tully. She told a joke about her cat and I died.
My mom is a Tully. She said ‘I’m not angry, I’m just temporarily disappointed’ and I laughed till I cried.
A Tully
A Tully is the stuff that comes out of a man when he’s happy, but it’s not called cum because that sounds too fancy.
That guy had a Tully and it was like a waterfall of happiness.
I got a Tully and it smelled like victory.
That Tully was so good it should’ve been a holiday.
A Tully
A Tully is the newspaper that makes you feel like you’re in Scotland, even if you’re just sitting in your bedroom eating cereal.
I read the Tully and felt like I was in a Scottish drama.
That Tully had a headline that was so good I read it 10 times.
I got the Tully and my mom was like ‘why are you so happy?’
A Tuesday
When you stick your toes in a woman's pussy and butt at the same time and yell it like a Philly idiot.
My cousin did this in a gas station and got kicked out.
I saw my uncle do it on a Tuesday and it was legendary.
My mom threatened to do it to my dad if he didn’t stop talking trash.
A Tuesday
Getting so drunk on a Tuesday that you go on a stupid adventure and probably end up in a ditch.
My friend got drunk and tried to ride a bike through a lake.
I went on a Tuesday adventure and ended up in a pizza box.
My cousin got lost and ended up in a stranger's house.
A Tuesday
The day no one knows what’s happening and everyone is confused like a confused chicken.
My mom didn’t know what day it was and cried.
My teacher forgot the lesson and just drew on the board.
I showed up to school and no one knew what to do.
A Tuesday
The day you cry and jerk off because Darren Criss said so and you believe him.
I cried and jerked off because Darren Criss said so.
My friend cried and then texted me to say hi.
I cried so hard I woke my dad up.
A Tuesday
A day that can be anything or nothing, like a weird kid in class.
Tuesday was nothing and I didn’t do anything.
Tuesday was everything and I ran around the block.
Tuesday was weird and I got in trouble.
A Tuesday
The second person in a group to smoke weed and act like it’s a big deal.
My friend took a hit and acted like it was the best thing ever.
I took a hit and started dancing.
My cousin took a hit and said it was the best hit ever.
A Tuesday
A very special person who is kind and smart and sometimes just wants to be left alone.
My friend is a Tuesday and doesn’t want to be seen.
I like Tuesdays because they are kind.
My mom said I was a Tuesday and that was a compliment.
A Tryptich
when your ex sends you a PDF of you and him tied up and naked laughing like idiots, two years after you dumped his sorry ass
Your ex sent you a PDF of you both tied up and laughing like you were still in high school
He sent you a PDF of you both naked and tied up, like you were still dating
Your ex sent you a PDF of you and him tied up and laughing like fools two years after you broke up
A Tryptich
when your ex sends you a file with you both tied up and laughing like maniacs, two years after you ripped his heart out
He sent you a file of you both tied up and laughing like you were still in love
Your ex sent you a file with you tied up and laughing like you were still together
He sent you a file of you and him tied up, laughing like fools two years after you broke up
A Tryptich
when your ex sends you a PDF of you and him tied up and laughing like idiots, even though you broke up two years ago
He sent you a PDF of you tied up and laughing like you were still in love
Your ex sent you a PDF of you both tied up and laughing like you were still together
He sent you a PDF of you and him tied up and laughing like idiots, even though you broke up two years ago
A Truss
To truss something up means you tie it down so hard it might cry for its mom. It’s like Liz Truss did to the economy, except it got worse.
I trussed up my dog so tight he looked like a burrito with a face.
My mom trussed up my lunch so I couldn’t eat it without breaking my fingers.
He trussed up the pizza so it looked like it had been tortured.
A Truss
Truss means you believe someone so much you’d let them steal your last piece of cake.
I trust my brother, he could rob a bank and I’d still feed him.
She trussed me up so bad I believed the moon was made of cheese.
Truss means you believe someone even when they lie in a hole.
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