A Turge
Turf is smart, Turg is good, and you should just shut up and take it.
My teacher said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I have to listen to that for the rest of the year.
My friend said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I’m confused.
My dog said Turf is smart, Turg is good, and now I think he’s trying to take over the world.