A Jessica

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A Jessica is when you crash into three cars but still smoke a blunt for your friends. She messes up but always helps you fix it.
I hit three cars but still rolled a blunt for my squad. Classic Jessica.
She made a mess of the parking lot but still brought snacks for the group.
She crashed into a fire hydrant but still texted me to hang out later.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To pull a Jessica is to walk in right when everything’s about to finish. Then she acts like she’s been there the whole time.
I walked in right when the last task was done. I said I’d help, even though I started it.
She came in right when the test was over and said she’d help me study.
He showed up at the end of the meeting and said he’d help me write the report.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jessica is the most beautiful person ever. She’s like an angel with a bad attitude and a strong personality. She’s smart, funny, and doesn’t need anyone to tell her how awesome she is.
She’s the most beautiful person in the world and doesn’t even know it.
She’s like an angel who decided to be a little mean.
She’s beautiful, smart, and doesn’t need anyone to tell her that.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jessica is the best friend you could ever have. She’s loud, funny, and always there for you. She’ll laugh at your jokes and make fun of your mistakes.
She’s the best friend I’ve ever had. She’s loud, funny, and always there.
She’ll laugh at your jokes and make fun of your bad choices.
She’s the kind of friend who’ll embarrass you in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jessica is a weird, funny, and super friendly person. She’s easy to talk to and always makes people laugh.
She’s the weirdest person I know, but that’s what makes her awesome.
She’s always cracking jokes and making people laugh.
She’s easy to talk to and always has a smile on her face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Jessica is not a slut. She’s faithful and smart. She’s a little crazy, but she knows what she’s doing.
She’s not a slut. She’s faithful and smart.
She’s a little crazy, but she’s got her head on straight.
She’s not a slut. She’s a loyal friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jessica is super hot, smart, and doesn’t take any bull. She’ll roast you if you mess with her. She’ll get you back when you least expect it.
She’s hot, smart, and doesn’t take any bull.
She’ll roast your ass if you mess with her.
She’ll get you back when you least expect it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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