A Jessica Sophie Spencer

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A total snobby, selfish, disease-ridden dog who thinks they're the best, has a new lover every week, and blames everyone else when their life falls apart.

'I didn't fail the test. My teacher hates me.'

'I didn't get the job. My dog didn't like me.'

'I got a STD. My ex didn't love me enough.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A stuck-up, self-centered, germ-infested creature who dates everyone and no one, thinks they're perfect, and always thinks it's someone else's fault when they mess up.

'I got dumped. My dog didn't listen to me.'

'I failed the class. My teacher is out to get me.'

'I have a rash. My new boyfriend is a bad influence.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A smug, self-centered, disease-filled dog who thinks they're the best, dates a bunch of people, and always blames others for their messes.

'I have a cold. My ex didn't love me enough.'

'I got in trouble. My teacher is a meanie.'

'I didn't win the game. My dog didn't cheer for me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A total self-centered, germ-filled, stuck-up dog who thinks they're the best, has a new lover every day, and always blames others for their problems.

'I have a zit. My new boyfriend is a bad influence.'

'I got in trouble. My teacher is a cheater.'

'I failed the test. My dog didn't study with me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A stuck-up, self-centered, disease-filled dog who thinks they're perfect, dates everyone and no one, and always thinks it's someone else's fault when they mess up.

'I didn't win the game. My dog is a loser.'

'I got sick. My new boyfriend is a germ.'

'I failed the class. My teacher is a meanie.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A self-centered, snobby, disease-filled dog who dates everyone, thinks they're the best, and always blames others when their life is a mess.

'I got a zit. My ex is a germ.'

'I didn't pass the test. My teacher is a cheater.'

'I got in trouble. My dog didn't help me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago