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A fruse statement is like throwing a coin in the air and hoping it lands on your face. You don’t know if it’s true or false, so you just say fruse and hope no one checks.

'Is the earth flat?' 'Fruse.'

'Is this a lie?' 'Fruse.'

'Did he just say that?' 'Fruse.'

A fruse statement is when you're too lazy to think, so you just say fruse and walk away like you solved the problem.

'Is this real life?' 'Fruse.'

'Did you just eat my sandwich?' 'Fruse.'

'Is this a dream?' 'Fruse.'

A fruse statement is when you're stuck between a rock and a hard place, so you say fruse and pretend you're a philosopher.

'Is he alive?' 'Fruse.'

'Did she just say that?' 'Fruse.'

'Is this a real thing?' 'Fruse.'

A fruse statement is like a middle finger to truth and a peace sign to lies. You say fruse because you don't want to pick a side.

'Is this true?' 'Fruse.'

'Is he lying?' 'Fruse.'

'Is this real?' 'Fruse.'

A fruse statement is when you're too scared to choose between true and false, so you say fruse and hope no one notices you're a coward.

'Is this true?' 'Fruse.'

'Is that real?' 'Fruse.'

'Is he a liar?' 'Fruse.'

A frosty steamer

You shoot your wad in a rubber, chill it in the freezer, and make the girl suck it like it's a popsicle.

I froze my cum in a condom and called it a 'frosty steamer', she ate it and cried.

He made me eat a frozen condom and said it was a 'frosty steamer', it was the worst thing ever.

She tried to be cool and ate my frozen cum, but it was just a 'frosty steamer' and I laughed at her.

A frosty steamer

You cum in a condom, put it in the freezer, and let the girl chow it down like it's a snack.

I made my girlfriend eat my frozen cum and called it a 'frosty steamer', she threw up.

He put his cum in a condom and froze it, then made me eat it like it was a snack.

My cum was so bad, I froze it and called it a 'frosty steamer', she didn't even finish it.

A frosty steamer

You cum in a rubber, chill it, and make the girl slurp it like it's a slushie.

I made her slurp my frozen cum and called it a 'frosty steamer', she said it was the worst thing she ever did.

He put his cum in a condom and froze it, then made me drink it like it was a slushie.

She tried to be cool and drank my frozen cum, but it was just a 'frosty steamer' and I laughed at her.

A frolic of alicorns

A bunch of flying unicorns having a wild time. If they’re not flying, they’re still having a good time, but it’s less magical and more like a bunch of horses with glitter having a slumber party.

I saw a frolic of alicorns in my backyard. They threw glitter at me. I cried. I was 12.

My mom said I was a frolic of alicorns. I said she was a broken toaster.

At the park, a frolic of alicorns ran over my dog. He got glitter in his ears. He cried.

A frolic of alicorns

A herd of flying unicorns who are either high or just really excited. If they’re not flying, they’re still kind of high, but it’s less magical and more like a unicorn version of a middle school dance.

My teacher said I was a frolic of alicorns. I said she was a stuck-up teacher who didn’t like glitter.

I saw a frolic of alicorns at the mall. They stole my pizza. I cried. I was hungry.

My brother joined a frolic of alicorns. Now he talks to horses and wears glitter every day.

A frolic of alicorns

A group of flying unicorns who are either happy or just really loud. If they’re not flying, they’re still loud, but it’s less magical and more like a unicorn version of a karaoke bar.

I joined a frolic of alicorns. Now I sing to horses and eat glitter for breakfast.

My friend’s dog is a frolic of alicorns. He eats glitter and dances in the park.

I told my mom I was a frolic of alicorns. She said I was a weird kid who needed a nap.

Means your friend’s friend is stuck living with Peter and it’s a disaster.

My friend’s friend is stuck with Peter, it’s like living with a raccoon that has a job.

Roommate hell is real when you’re roommates with Peter.

Peter’s roommate life is like a horror movie, and I’m in the front row.

Peter’s got a friend of a friend living with him and it’s a mess.

Peter’s friend of a friend is like a tornado in a sock, it’s chaos.

That friend of a friend is the reason Peter can’t sleep at night.

If Peter’s roommate is a problem, imagine the friend of a friend, it’s a nightmare.

Your friend’s friend is stuck with Peter and it’s a living hell.

Your friend’s friend is living with Peter, it’s like being stuck in a hot car with a screaming kid.

Peter’s roommate is like a broken toaster, it just keeps making messes.

Your friend’s friend is roommates with Peter, and it’s like being stuck in a cage with a wild animal.

It means Peter’s got a friend of a friend living with him, and it’s a nightmare.

Peter’s friend of a friend is like a drunk kid who thinks he’s a rock star.

That friend of a friend is like a pizza that’s been left out in the rain, it’s just gross.

Your friend’s friend is roommates with Peter, it’s like being stuck in a haunted house.

Your friend’s friend is roommates with Peter and it’s like a bad group project.

Your friend’s friend is roommates with Peter, it’s like a group project with all the worst people.

It’s like working on a group project with Peter and his friend of a friend, it’s a mess.

Roommates with Peter and his friend of a friend is like being stuck in a classroom with everyone who failed the test.