A frolic of alicorns

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A bunch of flying unicorns having a wild time. If they’re not flying, they’re still having a good time, but it’s less magical and more like a bunch of horses with glitter having a slumber party.
I saw a frolic of alicorns in my backyard. They threw glitter at me. I cried. I was 12.
My mom said I was a frolic of alicorns. I said she was a broken toaster.
At the park, a frolic of alicorns ran over my dog. He got glitter in his ears. He cried.
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A herd of flying unicorns who are either high or just really excited. If they’re not flying, they’re still kind of high, but it’s less magical and more like a unicorn version of a middle school dance.
My teacher said I was a frolic of alicorns. I said she was a stuck-up teacher who didn’t like glitter.
I saw a frolic of alicorns at the mall. They stole my pizza. I cried. I was hungry.
My brother joined a frolic of alicorns. Now he talks to horses and wears glitter every day.
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A group of flying unicorns who are either happy or just really loud. If they’re not flying, they’re still loud, but it’s less magical and more like a unicorn version of a karaoke bar.
I joined a frolic of alicorns. Now I sing to horses and eat glitter for breakfast.
My friend’s dog is a frolic of alicorns. He eats glitter and dances in the park.
I told my mom I was a frolic of alicorns. She said I was a weird kid who needed a nap.
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