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A Stunt Double
When you're screwing someone and lying about it being someone else or you're with someone who looks like the person you're supposed to be with.
I told my girlfriend I was with my ex, but it was just my cousin.
He said he was with his crush, but it was just his sister.
I was with my neighbor, and I told my roommate it was my girlfriend.
A Stunt Double
Someone who's still with their main squeeze but wants you to do stuff they won't do, or you're hanging out with someone who's still with someone else.
My ex's new guy kept asking me to go to the movies, even though he was still with my ex.
I went to dinner with my friend, but she was still with her boyfriend.
He was dating my ex, and he kept asking me to go out with him.
A Stunt Double
Someone who looks so much like another person you could almost believe they're the same person, or they're so similar they're like a twin.
My cousin looks just like my brother, and I almost walked into him at the mall.
My friend's brother is a total lookalike of my friend.
That guy at the bar looked just like my boss, and I almost said hi to him.
A Stunt Double
A guy who does all the crazy stunts in movies instead of the real actor, and he was picked because he looks like the actor.
That guy did all the crazy falls in the movie, and he looked just like the main guy.
The stunt guy did all the fighting scenes, and he was a total lookalike.
He did the big jump off the building, and he looked just like the main character.
A Stunt Double
A guy who dates your ex right after you break up and tries to act like he's the real deal by doing everything you did.
My ex started dating my best friend right after we broke up.
He dated my ex and acted like he was the one who made her happy.
My ex's new guy did everything I used to do with her.
A Stunt Double
When you buy a blow-up doll and name it after a real person, then you screw it and imagine it's the real person. You can even use it to tell the real person to go screw themselves.
I bought a blow-up doll and named it after my ex, then I had sex with it.
I got a blow-up doll and called it my crush, and I messed around with it.
I used my blow-up doll to tell my ex to go get a life.
A Stuffy
When a man shoves his balls into his lover’s butt or snatch, it’s called a stuffy. You gotta lube it up good, then squeeze your nuts and push ’em in like a fat kid in a tight pants.
My man just did a stuffy and I’m still laughing at him.
She screamed like a baby when he stuck his balls in her butt.
I told him to stop doing stuffies or I’d beat him with a pillow.
A Stuffy
What little kids call their soft, fluffy animals. They’re like friends that don’t talk back.
My kid’s stuffy is his best friend.
She cried when her stuffy got lost at school.
He won’t sleep without his stuffy.
A Stuffy
A fluffy toy, like a big soft friend. British kids call it a stuffy because it’s full of fluff.
She got a new stuffy for her birthday.
He took his stuffy everywhere.
He hugged his stuffy like it was his mom.
A Stuffy
A fluffy monster toy, usually made from felt or soft fabric. They’re so cute they make you want to eat them.
That stuffy is so cute, I want to hug it to death.
He made a stuffy out of old socks.
She gave her stuffy a name and a bedtime.
A Stuffy
When you’re super lucky or lucky as hell. Like when you win the lottery and get a free pizza.
I was so lucky, I got a free pizza and a stuffy.
He was lucky as hell when he won the game.
She was lucky when she got the last slice of pizza.
A Stuffy
A girl with a big, round butt. Like a donut with a face.
That girl has a butt like a donut.
He called her a stuffy and she laughed in his face.
She walks like she’s got a stuffy on each leg.
A Stuffy
A Dutch cigar you empty out and stuff with weed. It’s like a smoke bomb but with a twist.
He stuffed his cigar with weed and it exploded in his mouth.
She filled her cigar with weed and it was awesome.
He stuffed his cigar so much, it looked like a hot dog.
A Stuche Bag
A cocky meathead who thinks he's the king of the school but only the girls and a few losers like him.
Hey bro, you're just a Stuche Bag, trying to look cool while the rest of us are actually cool.
You think you're hot stuff, but you're just a Stuche Bag with a bad haircut.
Don't act like you're special, you're just a Stuche Bag who can't take a punch.
A Stuche Bag
A guy who thinks he's the main character but only the girls believe it, and even they're just tolerating him.
You're a Stuche Bag, and everyone knows it. You're just a guy who thinks he's the main character.
You're a Stuche Bag, and your charm only works on girls who are too stupid to notice.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who can't shut up.
A Stuche Bag
A guy who talks too much and thinks he's the best, but only the girls and a few morons agree with him.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who talks way too much.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who thinks he's the best at everything.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who can't stop bragging.
A Stuche Bag
A guy who thinks he's the center of attention but only the girls and a few clowns believe it.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who thinks he's the center of attention.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who's surrounded by clowns.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who can't take a hint.
A Stuche Bag
A guy who thinks he's hot stuff, but only the girls and a few brainless guys think he's cool.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who thinks he's hot stuff.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who's surrounded by brainless guys.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who thinks he's cool.
A Stuche Bag
A guy who thinks he's the best, but only the girls and a few fools believe it.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who thinks he's the best.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who's surrounded by fools.
You're a Stuche Bag, and you're just a guy who can't take criticism.
A Struggling Stranger
Trying to jerk off with your arm that feels like it got run over by a truck after getting your second shot.
I tried to finish my solo but my arm looked like it got hit by a bus.
My arm was so sore I had to use my leg to finish the job.
After my shot, I tried to jerk off and my arm screamed at me.
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