A Croatian's Prayer
A human who can't live without a sore and a sandwich.
I'm praying for a pimple and a pretzel.
This guy’s got a boil and a bagel for breakfast.
He’s like a walking abscess with a side of cheese.
Discover Slang
A Croatian's Prayer
A guy who’d rather have a pus-filled punch than a plain pizza.
He got a zit and a pizza, but he chose the zit.
That guy’s got a boil so big it’s got its own pizza place.
He’d let his face explode for a slice of pie.
A Croatian's Prayer
A person who’s basically a walking abscess with a side of meat.
He’s got a sore on his head and a steak in his hand.
This guy’s got a boil the size of a donut.
He eats meat and gets boils for breakfast.
A Creepin
A creepin' is when some ugly, creepy dude or lady is lurking around trying to be stealthy, but they're so bad at it that even your grandma notices.
He was trying to sneak up on me at the mall, but I saw him from the corner of my eye.
She stood behind me in line at the coffee shop like she was trying to scare me.
He was following me home, but he tripped over a dog and fell in a puddle.
A Creepin
A creepin' is when someone is cheating on their lover, and it's usually because they're too dumb or too lazy to do anything else.
He was sending me love notes while he was still married to his ex.
She was making out with her coworker in the break room like they were on a date.
He was messaging three different women at the same time while he was dating me.
A Creepin
A creepin' is when someone is checking out other people's Facebook profiles like they're looking for a new best friend or a new love interest.
She was looking at my Facebook like she was trying to find out my secrets.
He was scrolling through my ex's profile like he was trying to find a new crush.
She was looking at every single picture of my life like she was trying to steal my happiness.
A Creepin
A creepin' is when someone is sneaking around like they're trying to rob you or kill you, but they're too clumsy or dumb to do it right.
He was trying to mug me in the alley, but he tripped over a trash can.
She was sneaking up on me like she was trying to scare me out of my house.
He was hiding behind a bush like he was trying to jump out and scare me.
A Creepin
A creepin' is when someone is going through your life online like they're trying to find out everything about you, and it's super annoying.
She was searching my name on Google like she was trying to find my soul.
He was looking me up on Instagram like he was trying to find my secrets.
She was checking my Facebook like she was trying to steal my life.
A Creepin
A creepin' is when someone is cheating, and it's so obvious that even the most dumb person would notice.
He was messaging her like he had no life.
She was sending him love notes while she was still dating me.
He was making out with her in the back of the car like it was a movie.
A Creepin
A creepin' is when someone is being super intense about watching you and trying to seduce you, and it's usually super creepy or super annoying.
He was staring at me like he was trying to hypnotize me.
She was touching my arm like she was trying to flirt with me.
He was following me around like he was trying to seduce me into his life.
A Creamy Dream
When you think you're getting lucky with your crush, but it turns out you were just high and it was all a stupid fantasy
I thought I was dating my crush, but I just had a nightmare about my math test.
I woke up and realized I was still in my pajamas and my crush was just a figment of my imagination.
I got so excited I even told my mom I was getting lucky, but she said I was crazy.
A Creamy Dream
When someone posts a stupid video they think is awesome, but no one cares and it gets buried under a pile of trash
I posted a video of me eating cereal and it got 2 likes. My dog even laughed at me.
My cousin made a video about his pet goldfish and it got 1 like. My goldfish didn’t even watch it.
I made a video about my life and it had 0 likes. Even my plants were disappointed.
A Creamy Crystal
When a girl slams a giant scoop of ice cream or a milkshake straight into your junk and then licks it like it’s the last piece of pizza
My ex did this in the middle of the mall. I looked like a confused penguin.
He got a milkshake in his nuts during lunch. The whole table laughed like it was the funniest thing ever.
She dumped a double scoop of chocolate ice cream on my balls during gym class. The teacher gave me a detention for laughing too hard.
A Creamy Crystal
When a girl throws ice cream or a milkshake on your junk and then eats it like it’s a snack
I got creamed in the face during a fight. Then she ate it like it was a taco.
At the park, she dumped a milkshake on my nuts and then sucked it like it was a lollipop.
He got a chocolate shake in his junk and then licked it like it was a birthday cake.
A Creamy Crystal
When a girl pours ice cream or a milkshake on your junk and then takes a bite like it’s a burger
She poured a whole tub of vanilla ice cream on my balls and then took a bite like it was a hot dog.
He got a milkshake in his nuts at the mall and then bit into it like it was a sandwich.
During a break, she dumped a shake on my junk and then chewed it like it was a chip.
A Crazy Nigga
The worst human ever. He lives in the dark. He posts dumb stuff. He will kill you if you say Senko's name.
@SenkoPlsStopHeIsComing
He just pinged me 19 times. I’m dying.
He’s in the shadows. I can feel him watching.
A Crazy Nigga
Kanye West. No. Not even close. He’s a god. Kanye is just a man.
He’s a god. Kanye is a man. That’s the difference.
If Kanye was a god, this nigga is the devil.
He’s not human. He’s divine.
A Crazy Nigga
A black person who is totally crazy. They live in the song Hurricane. They are usually a man.
He’s from the song Hurricane. He’s real.
He’s the guy from the song. He’s legit.
He’s the guy in the song. He’s not fake.
A Crazy Nigga
Some niggas are real. Some niggas talk outta their ass. Some niggas get popped. Stay safe and don’t be dumb.
He talks outta his ass. He’s stupid.
He gets popped every day. Stay safe.
He’s dumb. He’s stupid. He’s a nigga.
A Crazy Nigga
When someone acts like a fool. They do stupid things. They’re wild.
He did something wild. He’s a fool.
He acted like a fool. He’s wild.
He did something stupid. He’s a fool.