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A new hope
New Hope is a town where everyone thinks they’re rich, but they’re not. It’s got stores, tourists, and people who ride motorcycles with no mufflers.
My neighbor has a Lamborghini and lives in New Hope, so obviously it’s the best town.
My mom says we’re moving to New Hope because it’s fancy, but I think she just wants a better life.
I live in New Hope and I hate it, but I also hate the tourists.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new hope
New Hope is a town full of fags, rich people, and tourists who think they’re important. It’s got cafes, stores, and people who fuck each other in the Starbucks bathroom.
My friend says New Hope is the best, but I think he’s just trying to impress the tourists.
I live in New Hope and I hate it, but I also hate the people who fuck each other in the Starbucks bathroom.
My neighbor has a Harley and lives in New Hope, so obviously it’s cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new episode
IT TOOK SO LONG I FORGOT MY NAME
Wait. Is this the new episode or is this a memory from 2012?
I thought I was watching a time capsule, not a show.
I forgot my password, my dog, and my purpose in life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new episode
IT WAS SO SLOW I LOST MY SHOE
I was halfway through my sock and I already gave up.
I watched the grass grow and still didn’t get the episode.
I took a nap, got a coffee, and still didn’t get the episode.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new episode
IT TOOK SO LONG I BOUGHT A NEW ENEMY
I had to fight this new guy just to get the episode.
I bought a rival just to get a little peace.
I spent $10 on a person who now hates me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new car!
The thing I've heard the most on The Price Is Right. It's when contestants get shown their prize that they win... A NEW CAR! They scream like a f***ing lunatic because they think they're rich.
'I can't believe I won a new car! I'm rich now!', Bob, who still lives with his mom.
'I'm driving a brand new car! I'm rich!', Linda, who still uses a toaster oven.
'I'm going to buy a mansion with this new car!', Mike, who still lives in his car.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new car!
When you buy a new or used car and you're so f***ing obsessed with it that you wash it every day, even if it's raining and you're f***ing naked.
'I washed my car again today. I'm a f***ing car god.', Tommy
'I washed my car after I pooped in it. I'm a f***ing car god.', Lisa
'I washed my car because I felt like it.', Jeff, who is literally f***ing nuts.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new car!
The f***ing stench that hits you when you first get into a new car. It smells like f***ing plastic, glue, and the inside of a f***ing factory.
'I got into my new car and it smelled like a f***ing trash can.', Karen
'The new car smell hit me like a f***ing truck.', Mark
'I think my car is trying to kill me with its f***ing stench.', Chris
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new car!
The f***ing time in a new relationship where the couple acts like they're the f***ing best thing since sliced bread. They're texting every minute, posting on f***ing Facebook like it's the f***ing apocalypse, and they're so f***ing annoying.
'I'm so in love with my new boyfriend. He's the best thing since sliced bread!', Sarah, who still uses a toaster oven.
'I posted a picture of my new boyfriend on Facebook 15 times.', Lisa
'I'm going to post another picture of my new boyfriend because I'm that f***ing annoying.', Mark
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new car!
When a girl's f***ing vagina is fresh like it just came out of a f***ing package. Or when she's still a f***ing virgin.
'Her vagina was like brand new. I f***ing died.', Tom
'I touched her vagina and it was like a f***ing virgin.', Lisa
'Her vagina was so fresh, it was like it came out of a f***ing package.', Mark
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new car!
When you f***ing first time with a girl after she f***ing sucked your cock, and she leaves a f***ing mark on your Johnson. It looks like a f***ing monster bit you.
'She left a f***ing mark on my Johnson. It looks like a f***ing monster bit me.', Tom
'I got a f***ing mark on my Johnson from a girl. It was like a f***ing beast.', Lisa
'She sucked my cock and left a mark. I look like a f***ing beast.', Mark
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A new car!
A f***ing young guy buys an old f***ing car (well, to be honest, it's a f***ing piece of junk) and he and all his f***ing friends cram into it for the first f***ing drive.
'I bought an old f***ing piece of junk and my friends all fit in it.', Tom
'I tried to fit 10 people in my car and it looked like a f***ing sandwich.', Lisa
'My car was so old it looked like it was going to die on the first drive.', Mark
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A neha
A hot girl who's super smart and thinks she's way better than most guys. She's got her own mind and won't shut up about feminism. She's sweeter than candy and knows everything about politics, rights, and the latest celebrity drama.
"Neha is the only person who could explain the Supreme Court to me while I was eating a burger.", @joesnacks
"I dated a Neha once. It was like dating a genius who also knew all the lyrics to every song ever.", @danny2345
"Neha called me out for not knowing what a carbon footprint is. I now know what it is and why I hate her.", @joshlovescars
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A neha
Neha is the kind of girl who makes you feel like you're not good enough, but you still want to be her friend. She's smart, beautiful, and has a heart so big it could fit a whole damn class of people.
"Neha walked in, and suddenly I forgot my name.", @julie_82
"Neha explained quantum physics to me while I was crying about my ex.", @dan_12
"Neha is the reason I now know what love feels like. And also why I failed math.", @josh_09
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A neha
A girl who's super hot, super smart, and thinks she's from another planet. Her name probably means rain, goddess, or beautiful lady. She's got big eyes and is way too perfect for any normal guy.
"Neha came into my life like a hurricane. I still haven't recovered.", @james101
"Neha is so beautiful, I once forgot to breathe.", @amy_87
"Neha is the reason I now know what rain feels like. And also what love is.", @tom_21
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A neha
A girl with a heart of gold and a brain that could beat a calculator. She's kind, funny, and always knows how to make you feel better.
"Neha made me feel better after I failed my math test. I now know what love is.", @james_09
"Neha is the only person who could make me laugh while I was crying about my ex.", @amy_87
"Neha gave me a hug and told me I was the best. I now believe her.", @tom_21
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A neha
Neha is a cool, crazy girl who loves people and knows how to deal with drama. She's got a big heart and never forgets when someone treats her badly.
"Neha is the kind of girl who can handle a lot of drama and still smile.", @james_09
"Neha is the reason I now know what love feels like. And also why I failed math.", @amy_87
"Neha is the only person who could make me laugh while I was crying about my ex.", @tom_21
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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