A new episode

Wait. Is this the new episode or is this a memory from 2012?

I thought I was watching a time capsule, not a show.

I forgot my password, my dog, and my purpose in life.

I was halfway through my sock and I already gave up.

I watched the grass grow and still didn’t get the episode.

I took a nap, got a coffee, and still didn’t get the episode.

I had to fight this new guy just to get the episode.

I bought a rival just to get a little peace.

I spent $10 on a person who now hates me.