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Da Franchize

A fake football expert who thinks their head is full of gold and their picks are perfect.

My picks are perfect. I just won the league. No one can beat me.

I picked the best team. They lost. It's not my fault.

I don’t need a coach. I know everything about football.

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Da Franchize

A person who yells about football like it’s the end of the world and can’t tell a good pick from a bad one.

I picked Patrick Mahomes and he threw 50 touchdowns. I’m the best.

My team lost because I picked the wrong running back. It’s not my fault.

I know more about football than the entire league.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Franchize

A fantasy football player who talks too much and is always wrong but still thinks they're the best.

I picked the best team. They lost. The whole league is against me.

I told you I was right about everything. I am.

I don’t need a coach. I’m the coach.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Franchize

A person who picks random players and acts like they're the smartest person in the room.

I picked the best player. He got hurt. It’s not my fault.

My picks are perfect. I’m the best.

I know football better than anyone. I watch videos.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Fr3ak

A pop and rock singer who screams so loud he makes your ears bleed and your socks fall off. You’re gonna be famous, but you’re also gonna be a mess.

My ears are ringing like a broken bell. Why are you still singing? #DaFr3ak

He screamed so hard my socks flew off. I’m not even wearing socks anymore. #DaFr3ak

This kid is gonna be huge. I just hope I survive the fame. #DaFr3ak

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Da Fr3ak

A singer who rocks your socks so hard they might just disappear. You’re lucky, but you’re also in for a rough ride.

His voice is like a chainsaw. My socks are gone. I don’t know what I did. #DaFr3ak

I’m getting famous, but I might lose my socks first. #DaFr3ak

He’s gonna be a star. I just hope I don’t lose my mind. #DaFr3ak

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Da Fr3ak

A pop and rock singer who shakes your socks off. You might be famous, but you’ll probably be a total disaster.

His voice shook my socks off like I was a little kid. I’m still recovering. #DaFr3ak

I’m gonna be rich, but I might also be crazy. #DaFr3ak

He’s gonna blow up. I just hope my socks survive. #DaFr3ak

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Da Flounda

Da Flounda is when you slap someone’s leg like a fish slapped by a fisherman. You yell it loud so everyone knows you’re a total idiot who thinks this is cool.

I just did Da Flounda on my crush and now she’s confused and I’m proud.

At lunch, I did Da Flounda on my teacher and got detention for being a weirdo.

I did Da Flounda on my dog and now he hates me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Flounda

Da Flounda is like a fish in a net. You slap someone’s leg and yell it so loud it sounds like you’re cursed.

I did Da Flounda on my mom and now she thinks I’m possessed.

At the mall, I did Da Flounda on a stranger and they ran away screaming.

I did Da Flounda on my friend and now he won’t talk to me.

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Da Flounda

Da Flounda is when you slap someone’s leg like a fish out of water and yell it like you’re trying to be funny and it’s not working.

I did Da Flounda on my crush and now I’m the laughing stock of the school.

I did Da Flounda on my dad and now he won’t let me watch TV.

I did Da Flounda on my cat and now he hates me more than ever.

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Da Flash

The only human who can run so fast he makes your brain explode from trying to keep up.

Da Flash ran past me like I was standing still. My brain short-circuited.

I tried to keep up with Da Flash. My legs gave out. My brain gave up.

Da Flash ran by me so fast, I thought I was watching a rocket take off.

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Da Flash

A human who moves so fast, he could probably make time stop just to take a nap.

Da Flash moved so fast, I could barely see him. Time felt like it was blinking.

He ran by me so quick, I thought I had been hit by a lightning bolt.

Da Flash moved so fast, my eyes had to catch up just to keep watching.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Flash

The human version of a speed demon with a side of disrespect.

Da Flash ran past me like I was in the way. I wasn’t even a problem to him.

He came running at me like I owed him money. I didn’t even get a chance to say no.

Da Flash ran by me like I was late for his lunch break. I was just a distraction.

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Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I’m giving her the dirtiest look and right when she thinks she’s gonna win I pull out my lighter and burn her whole field down with my cum

I looked at her like I was gonna eat her for breakfast and then I lit her up like a bonfire.

She thought she was gonna get me to bend over, but I lit her up and laughed in her face.

I gave her my best side-eye and then I turned her into a flaming mess.

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Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I’m gettin her all hot and bothered and then I light her up like a matchstick and finish her with my lava juice

She was all over me and I just lit her up like a firecracker.

She thought she was gonna win, but I burned her and finished her with my cum.

I had her all worked up and then I turned her into a bonfire.

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Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I’m foolin her into thinkin I’m gonna be gentle and then I light her up and drown her in my hot sauce

She thought I was gonna be nice, but I lit her up and poured my cum on her.

I made her think I was going easy, but I burned her and ended her with my cum.

She was all sweet and then I turned her into a flaming mess with my cum.

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Da Fista

Fists and butts are the main event all day long. This guy is so gross, he should be banned from public places.

My mom saw Da Fista in the mall and screamed like a kid who got their candy stolen.

Da Fista was eating a taco and I could smell his butts from three seats away.

He texted me, 'I just did the fista dance in the grocery store. It was legendary.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Fista

Da Fista lives in his own world of farts and fists. He’s the reason why everyone has a but plug now.

I saw Da Fista at the park and ran away like I was being chased by a monster.

He tried to high-five me and I almost threw up.

His DMs are just farts and fists. It’s like a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Fista

Da Fista is a human disaster. He’s so obsessed with farts and fists, he doesn’t even know how to talk properly.

He came to my birthday party and farted so loud, my cake exploded.

He texted me, 'I did the fista dance in my pants. It was epic.'

He tried to be my friend, but I had to wear a mask the whole time.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Fish Disorder

Some women are born with a face that looks like a fish stuck in a toilet. Big eyes. Spaced out. Like they were hit by a bus. And they think they’re hot. God help us all.

My cousin has Da Fish Disorder. Her eyes are like saucers. And she still thinks she’s a model.

I saw her at the mall. She was wearing a fishnet mask. Like she needed it.

Her best friend is a guy who’s been her boyfriend for three years. He still calls her ‘Princess’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago