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A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH
when someone gets hit by a trophy truck so hard their teeth are gone and they look like a flossed-out ghost
He got hit so hard his teeth went flying like a mouthful of bullets
After the truck hit him, he looked like he lost a bet with a dentist
His teeth were gone, and he looked like he just lost a mouthful of money
A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH
when a person gets crushed by a trophy truck and their mouth looks like it got hit by a shovel full of broken glass
The truck hit him so hard, his teeth looked like they got a beatdown
He got run over and now his mouth looks like a broken jewelry box
After the hit, his teeth were gone and his mouth looked like it got attacked by a cat
A SHERK
A sherk is a smelly, lazy, backstabbing creep who skips work, takes all the glory, and leaves you to clean up their mess.
I’m a sherk. I never do my job but I get all the praise. You’re just the cleanup crew.
That guy at work is a sherk. He’s always late, but he’s the one who gets promoted.
She’s a sherk. She’s got the office talking, but she’s the one who didn’t do the work.
A SHERK
A sherk is like a c*nt, but with more attitude and less personality. They’ll scream at you in a meeting and then take all the credit.
You called me a sherk in a meeting. The whole room was silent after that.
He said I was a sherk. I just laughed and told him he was a sherk too.
She called me a sherk in a DM. I replied with a picture of a dead sherk.
A SHERK
A sherk is someone who sits at their desk, stares at their phone, and pretends they’re working when they’re really just avoiding everything.
I was a sherk today. I didn’t do my work, but I still got a promotion.
He’s the sherk of the office. He just sits there and looks important.
I’m a sherk. I don’t do my job, but I still get all the praise.
A SHERK
A sherk is what you find in a movie you pirated. It’s full of junk, trash, and no real work.
I watched Sherk 2 on my pirated copy. It was full of junk and no real work.
That pirated movie was a sherk. I barely got through it.
Sherk 2 is a sherk. It’s full of junk and no real work.
A SHERK
A sherk is when you’re shitting and jerking off at the same time. It’s messy and it’s glorious.
I did a sherk in the bathroom. It was messy and glorious.
He did a sherk on the office floor. It was messy and glorious.
She did a sherk in the meeting. It was messy and glorious.
A SHERK
A sherk is like shitting and jerking off at the same time. It’s the most embarrassing thing you can do in public.
I did a sherk in the meeting. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.
He did a sherk in the hallway. Everyone laughed.
She did a sherk on the elevator. It was the most embarrassing thing ever.
A SHERK
To be sherked is the worst. It means you’re getting all the glory and all the blame. It’s like being hit by a truck and getting a trophy at the same time.
I was sherked today. I got all the glory and all the blame.
He was sherked. He got promoted and got blamed for everything.
She was sherked. She got the trophy and the blame.
A SIRMIXALOT
a three-way where the two girls are shorter than a toilet and one of them is still a kid.
You call it a Sirmixalot? I call it a middle school field trip gone wrong.
She said she was 5'3" but she looked like she was 5'0" in a dress.
He tried to cheat by wearing heels. Still a Sirmixalot.
A SIRMIXALOT
a messy love triangle with two tiny girls who think they're hot stuff.
He said it was a Sirmixalot. I said it was a disaster with two tiny girls.
One of them was still wearing pajamas. Classic Sirmixalot energy.
They both said they were 5'3" but they looked like they were 5'1" in a fight.
A SIRMIXALOT
a three-way with two girls who could fit under a chair and one of them is still a teenager.
He called it a Sirmixalot. I called it a chair-sized chaos.
One of them still had a backpack on. That's a Sirmixalot if I ever saw one.
They said they were 5'3" but they looked like they were 5'0" with a side of embarrassment.
A SHERI THING
A Sheri is a walking disaster who loves you to death, but will cuss you out if you step on her toes. She’s sweet, sassy, and will hug you like a bear, but don’t mess with her.
Sheri: 'You think you can leave me? I'll give you a bear hug so hard you'll wish you were dead.'
Sheri texted me: 'I love you, but if you don't bring me coffee, I'm gonna curse you.'
Sheri yelled at a guy who bumped her: 'You're lucky I didn't turn you into a pancake!'
A SHERI THING
A Sheri is someone who doesn’t follow plans. She’ll change everything last minute and expect you to go with it, or else she’ll throw a fit.
Sheri: 'We’re not going to the mall. We’re going to the park. No more arguing.'
Sheri DM’d: 'The plan is now a suggestion. I’m not mad. I’m just confused.'
Sheri changed the whole project 10 minutes before it was due.
A SHERI THING
A Sheri is someone who will love you with all her heart, but if you upset her, she’ll show you her true colors. Don’t be surprised if she cusses you out.
Sheri said, 'I love you, but if you don’t bring me pizza, I’m going to cuss you until you’re dead.'
Sheri got mad at me and said, 'You think you can leave me? I’ll cuss you into next week.'
Sheri got into a fight with her friend and yelled, 'You think you’re better than me? I’ll cuss you out until you’re speechless!'
A SHERI THING
A Sheri is someone who’s kind, but don’t get on her bad side. She’ll protect her people and won’t hesitate to take you down.
Sheri told me, 'You hurt my friend? I’ll take you down.'
Sheri said, 'You think you can leave me alone? I’ll take you down.'
Sheri protected her friend from a group of guys and said, 'You think you’re tough? I’ll take you down.'
A SHERI THING
A Sheri is someone who’s short, sassy, and will make you feel like you’re the worst person in the world if you mess with her.
Sheri said, 'You think you’re the worst? I’ll make you feel like it.'
Sheri texted me: 'You messed with me? I’ll make you feel like the worst person ever.'
Sheri yelled at me and said, 'You think you’re the best? I’ll make you feel like the worst.'
A SHERI THING
A Sheri is someone who’s independent, but if you’re lucky enough to be in her inner circle, you’re in for a ride. She loves you, but don’t test her.
Sheri told me, 'You’re in my inner circle. That’s a ride you won’t forget.'
Sheri said, 'You think you’re lucky? You’re in my inner circle. That’s a ride.'
Sheri texted me: 'You’re in my inner circle. That’s a ride you won’t regret.'
A SHADDAP
A shaddap is when you yell at someone to stop talking like they’re the last person on Earth and you’re the last person who can stand it.
Shaddap! I’m trying to sleep and you’re yapping like a parrot on a caffeine rush!
Shaddap! I’ve heard your dumb stories a thousand times!
Shaddap! I’m not even listening anymore, just screaming at you for fun.
A SHADDAP
Shaddap is like telling someone to shut up, but you say it like you’re the king of the world and they’re just a peasant.
Shaddap! You’re blabbering like a goldfish on a coffee binge!
Shaddap! I’m not even mad, I’m just tired of your nonsense.
Shaddap! I could’ve been king of the world if you’d just shut up.
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