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A JON
A Rocket League player who plays like they’re drunk and using a blindfold. They crash into walls and miss the easiest shots like it’s a personal attack.
He crashed into a wall so hard, the wall cried.
He missed the easiest shot like he was blind.
He plays like he got hit by a truck and forgot how to drive.
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A JON
When you’re having fun and you turn into a little crybaby who can’t handle anything. You whine like a kid who lost their favorite toy.
He was having fun, then he turned into a crybaby.
He whined like a kid who got grounded.
He was having fun, then he started crying like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JON
A guy who smokes a cigarette all the way to the filter and then tries to eat it. It started in Cedar, BC, and now it’s a full-blown addiction.
He smokes a cigarette so fast, the filter gets jealous.
He eats the filter like it’s a snack.
He smokes so much, the filter probably has a job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JUL
When a clueless freshman or sophomore decides to blow smoke in the bathroom instead of actually being in class. It’s like they think they’re in a movie and not a high school.
DM: 'I got caught vaping in the bathroom again. I’m gonna die.'
Tweet: 'A Jul is when I pretend I’m a cool person and not a failure.'
Text: 'I skipped math for a Jul. I’ll fail. I don’t care.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JUL
The most amazing girl in the world. She’s the one who pranks you with glitter and takes selfies with a Sharpie. She’s the reason you’re still friends with her.
Text: 'Jul just came to my class and drew a mustache on my face. I look like a clown.'
Tweet: 'Jul is the best. She gave me glitter and a camera. I’m gonna take revenge.'
DM: 'Jul is my best friend. She’s like a unicorn with a camera.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JUL
A girl who looks cute but can take you down with one punch. She’s like a monster in a dress.
Text: 'Jul punched me in the face for stealing her fries. I still have a bruise.'
Tweet: 'Jul is a total beast. She beat me up for no reason.'
DM: 'Jul is like a superhero with a punch.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JUL
A dumbass who uses ‘A Jul’ instead of ‘July.’ They think they’re smart, but they’re just lazy and too dumb to add a letter.
Text: 'My teacher said A Jul is stupid. I think he’s a nerd.'
Tweet: 'Why is it A Jul? That’s the dumbest abbreviation ever.'
DM: 'I use A Jul because I’m too lazy to write July.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JUL
A Swedish tradition where they cut people’s throats to please the gods. It’s like a horror movie but in real life. And they still call it Jul instead of Christmas.
Text: 'Jul is like a Viking horror movie. People get slaughtered for the gods.'
Tweet: 'Jul is the worst. Vikings cut people’s throats. I wouldn’t want to be a god.'
DM: 'Jul is the reason I don’t want to be a Viking.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JUL
When a freshman thinks they’re cool by vaping. They’re just a bunch of dumbasses pretending to be tough.
Text: 'I did a Jul during lunch. I got caught. I look like a total idiot.'
Tweet: 'Freshmen do Juls because they think they’re tough. They’re not.'
DM: 'I did a Jul. I got sent to the office. I’m a failure.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JUL
A Jul is a total loser who thinks he’s better than everyone. He’s like a dog who thinks he’s a lion.
Text: 'Jul is a total loser. He thinks he’s the best.'
Tweet: 'Jul is the worst. He’s a loser with a bad attitude.'
DM: 'Jul is a total loser. He thinks he’s better than me.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JJKiss
A JJKiss is when a youtuber talks to you like you're their favorite toy, calling you 'Bae' and 'baby' until you're so brainwashed you'll do anything, even let them post your face on TikTok.
'You're my bae, my baby, my everything!', said by a youtuber who later posted my face in a meme.
'Babe, just one more e-sex session and I'll give you a free Robux!', said by a guy who only has 10 followers.
'You're my baby, my main squeeze, my life!', said by a guy who called me 'baby' 50 times in one video.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JJKiss
A JJKiss is when a youtuber acts like they're in love with you, but it's really just a ploy to get you to do their homework and let them post your face on a group chat.
'I love you, baby! Just do my math homework and I'll post your face in the group chat!', said by a youtuber who's never done math in their life.
'You're my baby, my main squeeze, my life!', said by a guy who then posted my face with a cat meme.
'Babe, if you don't e-sex me, I'll call you out in the stream!', said by a guy who had 3 followers.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JJKiss
A JJKiss is when a youtuber talks to you like you're their long-lost love, just to get you to let them post your face in a Discord server and call you 'Bae' 200 times in a row.
'You're my Bae, my love, my forever baby!', said by a guy who called me 'Bae' 200 times in a row.
'I would do anything for you, babe!', said by a guy who then posted my face in a Discord server with 5 people in it.
'You're my main squeeze, my forever baby, my forever Bae!', said by a guy who had a 3-minute video just to say that.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JFK
Drinking two shots of liquor so fast you feel like you’ve been hit in the skull by a drunk elephant.
I did a JFK and immediately vomited on my boss.
He did a JFK and fell off the bar.
I did a JFK and now my brain is on fire.
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A JFK
Having sex in a car and making her so mad she wants to throw you out and keep your cum as a souvenir.
He did a JFK in her car and she screamed so loud the cops came.
They did a JFK and the car smelled like a hot dog stand after a hurricane.
She did a JFK and tried to run over him with the car.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JFK
Shooting your load so hard it goes up her throat like it's trying to escape through her nose.
He did a JFK and it felt like she swallowed a fire hose.
She did a JFK and it hit her like a surprise party.
They did a JFK and he choked on his own cum.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JFK
A fake gay trying to be rich and cool online so they can feel important and get likes.
That JFK is just a fake gay trying to be rich.
He's a JFK and his only friends are his own ego.
She's a JFK and she spends all her time pretending to be a billionaire.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JFK
Just fucking kidding. Like you're trying to be funny but you're too dumb to realize it.
I said JFK and then realized I was being stupid.
He said JFK and then screamed at me for being dumb.
She said JFK and then fell asleep on the couch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JFK
Blindfolding a girl while you both blow cum on her head like it's some kind of stupid prank.
They did a JFK and she thought it was a murder.
He did a JFK and she thought she was in a horror movie.
She did a JFK and screamed like she was being stabbed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A JFK
John F. Kennedy. Or just a stupid way of saying you're kidding. Either way, he got killed by a dumb guy with a gun.
He did a JFK and then got shot by a dumb guy.
She said JFK and then got confused.
They did a JFK and it was just a stupid way of saying ‘you’re kidding’.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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