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A E Wright Middle School
A E Wright Middle School is the school where the kids are so weird they think the teacher is their parent. They'll do anything to get out of class, even if it means crying in the hallway.
My friend cried in the hallway because she thought the principal was her mom.
A kid tried to set the school on fire because he was mad.
The teacher got in a fight with a kid over a pencil.
A Dylan Play
A Dylan Play is when a pro player acts like a clueless rookie and messes up in a big way. It’s like watching a champ trip over their own feet and fall flat on their face.
That pro just got smoked by a no-name player. What the hell was he thinking?
He had the perfect angle and then he missed the shot. It was a Dylan Play.
He had the bomb planted and then he walked into the open. Classic Dylan.
A Dylan Play
A Dylan Play is when someone who should know better does something so stupid it makes everyone laugh. It’s like the worst part of a horror movie, but in a game.
He had the best position and then he ran straight into the enemy. Dylan Play confirmed.
He had 20 seconds to plant the bomb and he took 18 to do it. Dylan Play.
He had the shot and he missed it. Everyone in the lobby died laughing.
A Dylan Play
A Dylan Play is when a player acts like they don’t know what they’re doing and it costs them the game. It’s like watching a champion get beaten by a kid with a toy gun.
He had the perfect angle and then he just stood there like a deer in the headlights. Dylan Play.
He got the shot and then he walked into the enemy. What was he thinking?
He had the bomb and he just let the enemy take it. That was a Dylan Play.
A DutchMasters XXL
A giant blunt so fat it looks like a sausage. Only the best smokers roll these. You need the fanciest weed to fill it, or it'll just look sad.
My DutchMasters XXL was so big, my dog tried to eat it.
I rolled a DutchMasters XXL with 8th of OG Kush. It was like a monster.
My friend's XXL was so fat, it needed a second cigarette to light it.
A DutchMasters XXL
The king of blunts. So big, it might break your hands. You gotta use the best weed to fill it. Otherwise, it's just a sad, fat stick.
I tried to roll a DutchMasters XXL, and my fingers got sore.
My XXL was so big, my friend called it a blunter than a blunder.
I filled my DutchMasters XXL with some bad weed. It was a disaster.
A DutchMasters XXL
A blunt so big, it might start its own band. You can't fill it with anything less than the best weed. Otherwise, it’s just a big, sad tube.
My DutchMasters XXL was so big, I had to use a lighter to roll it.
I filled my XXL with some weak weed. It was like smoking a cloud.
My friend's XXL was so big, he had to light it with a match.
A Dusty
A messy, drunken mess that happens when someone is too wasted to think straight. They do things like peeing on a couch or letting someone kick their nuts for no reason. It’s a disaster that makes everyone laugh, yell, or both.
I woke up on the floor with a couch peed on and my nuts were sore. A dusty happened last night.
My cousin got kicked in the balls and laughed like a maniac. Classic dusty.
I saw my uncle pee on the fridge. That was a dusty.
A Dusty
A person with dark, dirty skin, like they rolled in a pile of dirt. They look like they survived a sandstorm and came out sweaty and angry.
My cousin’s skin is so dark it looks like he was buried in dirt.
My aunt’s face is ashy, like she went to war with the desert.
My friend’s skin is like a charcoal briquette. He’s a dusty.
A Dusty
Something you own but never use. It’s like having a toaster in your closet and not knowing what it is.
I got a new phone but still use my old one. That new phone is a dusty.
I bought a bike last year and it’s still in the box. That’s a dusty.
My mom bought a blender and it sits in the cabinet collecting dust. That’s a dusty.
A Dusty
A broke, sad guy who has nothing but a bad haircut and a bad attitude.
My neighbor is broke and has a beard like a wild man. He’s a dusty.
My cousin has no money and wears the same shirt every day. He’s a dusty.
My friend went from rich to broke. Now he’s a dusty.
A Dusty
When someone can’t dress or clean themselves properly. It’s like showing up to a party in a trash bag.
My brother showed up in pajamas and didn’t brush his teeth. He was a dusty.
My mom wore the same clothes for a week. She looked like a dusty.
I showed up to school with a hairball on my head. I was a dusty.
A Dusty
A fun, hot southern girl who’s got a smile that could light up a room. She’s got a lot of guy friends and knows how to help you get laid. But don’t make her mad or you’ll regret it.
My friend’s cousin is a dusty. She got me a date with the hottest guy in school.
My neighbor is a dusty. She’s got a smile that could kill.
I dated a dusty and got dumped. She was scary when she was mad.
A Dusty
A broke guy who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s all talk and no money. He flirts with girls and uses them to look cool. But he’s just trouble waiting to happen.
My uncle is a dusty. He talks big but has no money.
My friend dated a dusty and got used. He’s a broke player.
My cousin is a dusty. He’s got a nice smile but nothing else.
A Dustin
A Dustin is a middle-aged fuckboy who’s short, fat, white, and a junkie. He lies like it’s his job, steals from everyone, and never takes blame. He has a tiny dick and tries to seduce girls into making a video, but it’s just a 30-second clip and he’s high the whole time.
Dustin: ‘I’m not cheating, I’m just having a little fun’ (while still high on Xanax)
Dustin: ‘I didn’t steal your lunch, I borrowed it’
Dustin: ‘I’m not dating my cousin, I’m just testing my DNA’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a smooth talker with amazing tattoos, but he can be a real pain in the ass. He’s charming until he’s not, and then he’s a selfish, backstabbing, grade-A pain.
Dustin: ‘You’re my favorite’ (while texting 5 other girls)
Dustin: ‘I didn’t lie to you, I just stretched the truth’
Dustin: ‘I’m not selfish, I’m just efficient’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a loud, goofy kid who’s always laughing, but he’s also a total waste of time. He can’t focus in class and is more interested in daydreaming than learning.
Dustin: ‘I’m not distracted, I’m just having a mental conversation’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t forget my homework, I just didn’t want to do it’
Dustin: ‘I’m not crazy, I just have a lot of opinions’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a hot guy who looks like he’s been carved by a god. He’s got the moves and the confidence to back it up.
Dustin: ‘I’m not hot, I’m just average’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t flex, I just reminded you I exist’
Dustin: ‘I’m not confident, I’m just arrogant’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a woman who’s perfect in every way. She’s kind, loving, and you’ll never be able to live without her. But don’t get too cocky, because she’s got a little fire in her.
Dustin: ‘I’m not perfect, I’m just good at pretending’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t love you first, I just didn’t have the guts to say it’
Dustin: ‘I’m not fire, I’m just a little spicy’
A Dustin
A Dustin is a real-life hero. He’ll fight for you, laugh with you, and never stop believing in you. He’s got the heart of a lion and the patience of a saint.
Dustin: ‘I’m not a hero, I’m just a little tired’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t save your life, I just showed up’
Dustin: ‘I’m not a lion, I’m just a little wild’
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