A Dusty
A messy, drunken mess that happens when someone is too wasted to think straight. They do things like peeing on a couch or letting someone kick their nuts for no reason. It’s a disaster that makes everyone laugh, yell, or both.
I woke up on the floor with a couch peed on and my nuts were sore. A dusty happened last night.
My cousin got kicked in the balls and laughed like a maniac. Classic dusty.
I saw my uncle pee on the fridge. That was a dusty.