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Ba'hlivit
To totally and completely believe in it, like it’s the only thing that’s ever been real.
I swear I saw the ghost of my ex in the microwave. I'm ba'hlivit.
He says he's gonna win the lottery. I'm ba'hlivit.
I believe the pizza delivery guy is a secret agent. I'm ba'hlivit.
Ba'hlivit
When you're so deep in belief that you’d fight a dragon for it.
I believe this app is gonna make me rich. I'm ba'hlivit.
She says the moon is made of cheese. I'm ba'hlivit.
I believe my dog is the king of the world. I'm ba'hlivit.
Ba'hlivit
When you believe in something so hard, your brain short-circuits.
I believe this video game is gonna save my life. I'm ba'hlivit.
He says he’s gonna eat the entire pizza by himself. I'm ba'hlivit.
I believe my mom is a superhero. I'm ba'hlivit.
Ba'hlivit
To believe in something so much, you’d rather die than doubt it.
I believe my cat is the reincarnation of my grandpa. I'm ba'hlivit.
She says she’s gonna beat the boss in the game. I'm ba'hlivit.
I believe the school bus is gonna fly. I'm ba'hlivit.
Ba'hlivit
When your belief is so strong, it could power a spaceship.
I believe this app is gonna make me rich. I'm ba'hlivit.
He says he’s gonna eat the whole pizza. I'm ba'hlivit.
I believe my dog is gonna win the dog show. I'm ba'hlivit.
Ba'athist
A messed-up way of ruling where you let a dumb bathtub pick who runs the country. Most bathtubs are from the Middle East. They're like the dumbest kings ever.
My bathtub just got elected. I'm not even surprised.
This bathtub is the worst. He's been ruling for 30 years and still can't fix the pipes.
I’d rather be ruled by a cat than this bathtub.
Ba'athist
When you let a rusty bathtub choose the leaders. It’s like the dumbest democracy ever. Most bathtubs are from the Middle East. They rule like they're still in the 1980s.
My bathtub just picked another stupid leader. What’s next? A toilet seat election?
This bathtub is ancient. I swear he’s got more hair than my grandpa.
If I had a bathtub, I’d vote for it too. It’s better than this president.
Ba'athist
A silly way of ruling where you let a bathtub be the boss. Most bathtubs are from the Middle East. They run the country like it's a sewage system.
This bathtub is the worst leader ever. He's been in office for 20 years and still can't fix the drain.
My bathtub just got re-elected. I'm officially giving up.
If this bathtub had a brain, it would’ve been a better leader.
Ba'alzaman
A smelly nazi admin who runs the new zealand Xtra DC servers like they're his own toilet, and he'll ban you for no reason and tried to feel up a DC player by saying it was 'leapfrog time'.
He banned me for saying 'bacon is better than sausage' and then called me a 'leapfrog failure'.
He tried to hump me during a server crash and said it was 'leapfrog mode'.
He banned my dog for not doing 'leapfrog' properly.
Ba'alzaman
A greasy nazi admin who runs the new zealand Xtra DC servers and bans people just for fun, and once tried to grab a DC player's crotch while pretending it was a game.
He banned my mom for not liking his 'leapfrog' rules.
He tried to hump a kid during a server update and said it was 'leapfrog 2.0'.
He banned my friend for saying 'leapfrog is dumb'.
Ba'alzaman
A stinky nazi admin who runs the new zealand Xtra DC servers and loves to ban people without reason, and once tried to feel up a DC player by saying it was 'leapfrog time'.
He banned me for not doing 'leapfrog' properly and called me a 'leapfrog disaster'.
He tried to hump me during a server meltdown and said it was 'leapfrog chaos'.
He banned my brother for saying 'leapfrog is stupid'.
Ba'Tweena
The worst part of being stuck somewhere you don’t want to be. It’s like being halfway through a bad pizza and realizing you’re gonna have to eat the rest.
Why are we still at the gas station? It’s Ba’Tweena, man.
Ba’Tweena is when your mom says you can’t go to the party but also can’t stay home.
I’m Ba’Tweena between my two best friends. One’s a jerk, the other’s a crybaby.
Ba'Tweena
A sneaky way to embarrass your friends so bad they’ll never live it down. It’s like when you say something fake and they fall for it like it’s the last day of school.
I said I saw her eating lunch with the nerds. That was Ba’Tweena magic.
He asked if I had a crush on the teacher. I said yes. Ba’Tweena happened.
I told my friend his dog was a vampire. Ba’Tweena is real.
Ba'Lockay
Ba'Lockay is a nickname for Blake who's as stubborn as a donkey and as nice as a pizza that's been left out in the rain.
"Ba'Lockay won't leave the room until he finishes his third soda."
"He said I was wrong, and then he proved it by eating my sandwich."
"Ba'Lockay tried to explain the internet to my grandma, and it was chaos."
Ba'Lockay
Ba'Lockay is a guy named Blake who's so stubborn he could argue with a brick wall, and so nice he'll give you his last fry.
"Ba'Lockay didn't want to go to the store, but he let me take his last fry."
"He argued with the vending machine for ten minutes just to get a soda."
"Ba'Lockay said I was cool, even though I wore socks with sandals."
Ba'Lockay
Ba'Lockay is a nickname for Blake who's half-nice and half-a pain in the ass, like a bad haircut that you can't cut out.
"Ba'Lockay said I was awesome, but only after I gave him a sandwich."
"He wouldn't stop talking about his video game until I threw a pillow at him."
"Ba'Lockay was nice, but only if I let him finish his pizza."
Ba'Lockay
Ba'Lockay is Blake's nickname, and he's the kind of guy who'll smile at you, then take your last chip and eat it in front of you.
"Ba'Lockay smiled at me, then ate my last chip like it was a crime."
"He said I was cool, then made me play a video game for an hour."
"Ba'Lockay let me borrow his bike, but only after he took my candy."
Ba'Lockay
Ba'Lockay is a nickname for Blake, and he's like a broken toaster, sometimes he works, sometimes he just burns your toast and calls it a feature.
"Ba'Lockay said I was a friend, then he took my last burger."
"He burned my toast, then said it was a 'feature.'"
"Ba'Lockay wouldn't let me leave until I finished my third soda."
Ba weat grana weep mini bon
The rudest way to say hello ever. Like your momma finally gave you a hug after yelling at you for five years.
Ba weat grana weep mini bon! I saw your face and I knew I had to say hello.
Ba weat grana weep mini bon! I didn’t expect to hear that from my ex’s brother.
Ba weat grana weep mini bon! I just got kicked out of my house and I needed a greeting.
Ba weat grana weep mini bon
The worst kind of hello. It’s like your dad’s old friend showed up and started talking about your mom’s bad hair day.
Ba weat grana weep mini bon! I just got a text from my teacher and I had to say hello.
Ba weat grana weep mini bon! I walked into my favorite store and heard that greeting.
Ba weat grana weep mini bon! I was eating my lunch and that came out of nowhere.
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