Ba'Lockay

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Ba'Lockay is a nickname for Blake who's as stubborn as a donkey and as nice as a pizza that's been left out in the rain.
"Ba'Lockay won't leave the room until he finishes his third soda."
"He said I was wrong, and then he proved it by eating my sandwich."
"Ba'Lockay tried to explain the internet to my grandma, and it was chaos."
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Ba'Lockay is a guy named Blake who's so stubborn he could argue with a brick wall, and so nice he'll give you his last fry.
"Ba'Lockay didn't want to go to the store, but he let me take his last fry."
"He argued with the vending machine for ten minutes just to get a soda."
"Ba'Lockay said I was cool, even though I wore socks with sandals."
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Ba'Lockay is a nickname for Blake who's half-nice and half-a pain in the ass, like a bad haircut that you can't cut out.
"Ba'Lockay said I was awesome, but only after I gave him a sandwich."
"He wouldn't stop talking about his video game until I threw a pillow at him."
"Ba'Lockay was nice, but only if I let him finish his pizza."
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Ba'Lockay is Blake's nickname, and he's the kind of guy who'll smile at you, then take your last chip and eat it in front of you.
"Ba'Lockay smiled at me, then ate my last chip like it was a crime."
"He said I was cool, then made me play a video game for an hour."
"Ba'Lockay let me borrow his bike, but only after he took my candy."
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Ba'Lockay is a nickname for Blake, and he's like a broken toaster, sometimes he works, sometimes he just burns your toast and calls it a feature.
"Ba'Lockay said I was a friend, then he took my last burger."
"He burned my toast, then said it was a 'feature.'"
"Ba'Lockay wouldn't let me leave until I finished my third soda."
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