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Babble Bragging

Showing off about something no one asked for or wanted to hear about.

I got a free soda. I texted my whole group chat at 8 AM.

My cat did a trick. I posted a video with 3 captions.

I got a discount. I told my friend, my mom, and my neighbor.

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Babble Bragging

Making everyone else’s day worse just to talk about your own tiny success.

I got a compliment. I interrupted my friend’s lunch to tell everyone.

I got a promotion. I posted it on every social media.

I got a new shirt. I made my whole family look at it for 10 minutes.

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Babble Bragging

Going on and on about something so small it’s barely worth a second thought.

I got a free coupon. I talked about it for 20 minutes.

I got a like. I told my whole class about it.

I got a new sock. I posted a story with 8 photos.

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Babblathon

A never-ending stream of nonsense that won't shut up.

My cousin talked for three hours about his goldfish's diet. I got a goldfish for him. It died.

My teacher started explaining the Pythagorean theorem like it was a love story. I fell asleep.

My mom texted me 17 times about her cat's new hat. I sent a picture of a hat on a cat. She sent a cat crying in a hat.

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Babblathon

When someone’s mouth is working overtime and you're just trying to survive.

My brother told me the same joke 12 times. I told him the same joke back. He cried.

My friend’s rant about his ex was longer than my entire school year. I changed schools.

My dad told me about his day for 45 minutes. I told him about my goldfish. He cried.

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Babblathon

A babble so loud it could wake the dead and make the devil mad.

My neighbor’s dog barked for two hours. I threw a sandwich at him. He barked louder.

My mom’s yelling about her hair was louder than a construction site. I got a construction site for her. She yelled more.

My teacher’s voice was so loud I thought I was in a war. I asked for a war. She gave me a math test.

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Babblathon

When someone’s words are more annoying than a mosquito on a hot day.

My brother’s speech was worse than a mosquito on a hot day. I threw a pillow at him. He kept talking.

My friend’s story was longer than my entire life. I asked for a life. He gave me a essay.

My dad’s rambling was louder than my mom’s yelling. I got a new dad. He rambled more.

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Babblathon

A babble so long it could make a saint swear and a devil cry.

My teacher’s lecture was longer than my vacation. I asked for a vacation. She gave me a pop quiz.

My friend’s story was so long it became a movie. I watched it. I fell asleep.

My mom’s rant was longer than my entire childhood. I asked for a childhood. She gave me a list of chores.

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Babbittized

To get blasted by cops like a meat bag at a government building. Named after Ashli Babbitt, the dumbass who ran into a wall like it was a buffet and got shot for it.

My cousin got Babbittized during the Capitol riot. He was like, 'This is the best day ever!' Then he died. Classic.

I saw a guy try to climb the Capitol wall and got Babbittized. It was like a reality show gone wrong.

My friend tried to be a hero and got Babbittized. Now he's a hero in death, and I'm just sad.

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Babbittized

A Babbit is a tiny, goofy South American creature under 5 feet tall. It has blonde hair and thinks getting shot is a compliment.

My neighbor is a Babbit. He thinks he's a spy and talks to his plants.

The Babbit next door tried to rob a bank with a banana. It didn’t work.

My little brother is a Babbit. He wears a hat made of socks and thinks he's a king.

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Babbittized

Babbittized means you hate dank stuff so much, you're like a grumpy old man at a rave.

My mom is Babbittized. She said, 'Dank? That's not a word. That's just bad grammar.'

I tried to take my friend to a rave, but he was Babbittized and yelled, 'This is the worst thing ever!'

My brother got Babbittized after seeing a guy eat a whole pizza in one bite.

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Babbittized

To get a hot load of something sent straight to your neck. Like when you get yelled at by a dragon.

My dog got a hot load to the neck from my sister. He ran out of the house like he was on fire.

I got a hot load to the neck from my boss. He said, 'You're the worst employee I've ever had!'

My friend got a hot load to the neck from his mom. She said, 'You're not going to college!'

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Babbitt

A Babbit is a tiny South American idiot who thinks being blonde makes them cool and acts like they’re the king of the dumb jokes

"I’m not short, I’m *compact*," said the Babbit who got lost in a hallway.

This Babbit tried to explain the meaning of life with a meme.

The Babbit laughed at his own punchline and cried.

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Babbitt

A Babbit is a person who hates being high and acts like they’re mad at the entire universe for it

"I don’t need weed, I need a medal," said the Babbit who got kicked out of the party.

This Babbit tried to yell over the music and just sounded like a dying raccoon.

The Babbit spent 10 minutes arguing with a toaster.

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Babbitt

A Babbit is someone who gets killed by cops for trying to make a scene at a government building

"I’m not an insurgent, I’m just really dramatic," said the Babbit who got shot for being loud.

This Babbit ran into a door like it was a boss battle.

The Babbit tried to break through a door and got a bullet for it.

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Babbitt

A Babbit is someone who gets a hot load of pain right in the neck, like they’re being roasted by a dragon

"I didn’t ask for a hot load, I asked for a compliment," said the Babbit who got hit with a load.

This Babbit turned around and got roasted like a chicken.

The Babbit got a hot load so hard, it felt like a pizza delivery.

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Babbitted

When you die for a cause so dumb it makes your brain shut down.

I got babbitted for wearing socks with sandals to a funeral.

My cousin babbitted himself trying to prove aliens exist.

That kid babbitted for a pizza coupon.

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Babbitted

When you die for something so stupid it’s like your brain got kicked by a donkey.

She babbitted for a free cup of coffee.

He babbitted over a broken toaster.

They babbitted for a lost sock.

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Babbitted

A word for something so low quality it’s like it was born in a dumpster.

That shirt is babbitted.

His hair is babbitted and smells like old pizza.

That car is so babbitted it’s like it was hit by a garbage truck.

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Babbitted

When you mess around and then get caught in the worst way.

He babbitted and got caught with the teacher’s coffee.

She babbitted and got suspended for eating in class.

They babbitted and got kicked out of the movie theater.

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