Babbittized
A Babbit is a tiny, goofy South American creature under 5 feet tall. It has blonde hair and thinks getting shot is a compliment.
My neighbor is a Babbit. He thinks he's a spy and talks to his plants.
The Babbit next door tried to rob a bank with a banana. It didn’t work.
My little brother is a Babbit. He wears a hat made of socks and thinks he's a king.