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D-Slap
You grab your wiener and whack it against a girl's face like she's a piece of meat. Also called a Mushroom Slap because it looks like a mushroom.
I d-slapped my ex at the mall and she cried in public.
My homie d-slapped a random girl at the party and now she's my homie's girlfriend.
I d-slapped my teacher and got sent to the principal's office.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Slap
When your teacher catches you being a total idiot and gives you a slap so hard it feels like you got hit by a truck.
My teacher d-slapped me for talking back and I had a bruise for a week.
I got d-slapped for eating my lunch during math class.
She d-slapped me so hard I almost fell out of my chair.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Slap
You take your penis or your friend's and whack someone in the face with it. It's best when the person is wasted or knocked out.
I d-slapped my friend's girlfriend while he was passed out at the bar.
My friend d-slapped a guy who was snoring at the table.
I d-slapped my math teacher after he gave me a failing grade.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Rod
A guy so good he makes everyone else look like a bad punchline. He’s the one who helps you move and doesn’t laugh when you trip over your own feet.
D-Rod showed up with a truck and a smile. I showed up with a broken toe.
He carried my couch up three flights. I carried my pride down.
He picked me up from the airport. I picked up my luggage and my sanity.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Rod
A total piece of garbage. The kind of guy who would steal your fries and then blame the waiter.
D-Rod called me a piece of garbage. I called him a garbage can with a phone.
He said I was an asshole. I said he was an asshole with a delusion.
He called me a loser. I called him a loser who forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Rod
A long, hard, glorious thing. It’s not just a dick. It’s a lifestyle.
D-Rod’s shlong was so big it had its own zip code.
He said his johnson was the reason he passed math.
He called his dick a superhero. I called it a miracle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Rod
Sleeping with someone just to get a roof over your head. It’s not love. It’s a rental agreement.
I slept with my boss to get a room. I got a room and a raise.
I had sex with my landlord. I got a free apartment and a headache.
I traded my dignity for a bed. I got a bed and a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Rod
Getting so deep in the butt that you feel it in your soul. It’s like a full body massage from the inside out.
D-Rod gave me the anal obliteration of the century. I still feel it.
He took me to the depths of the butt. I came back with a new level of pain.
That anal sex was like being hit with a shovel. I loved it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Rod
Jumping in the air and landing with your junk in someone else’s. It’s like a dance, but you’re both sweating and high.
D-Rod jumped in the air and landed with his junk in mine. I didn’t know what hit me.
He did the air jump and landed in my pants. I did the walk of shame.
He flew in the air and landed in my lap. I flew into a new level of happiness.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Rod
The guy who’s quiet but full of jokes. He’s the kind of guy who loves so hard he’ll get hurt, but he still gives you the best love.
D-Rod was shy, but his jokes were loud. He made me laugh until I cried.
He was quiet but had the heart of a lion. I fell for him instantly.
He was nervous, but his love was wild. I couldn’t let him go.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Shiznit
The license plate on B-Rad’s car in that stupid Malibu movie. The one where everyone acts like they’re cool, but they’re not.
You know that plate? That’s D-Shiznit. The stupidest license plate ever.
I swear, if I hear that movie again, I’m gonna scream.
D-Shiznit is the reason I hate summer movies.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Shiznit
Another way to say ‘the shit.’ But this one is extra stupid and probably comes from a dumb movie.
That party was D-Shiznit. Like, the worst kind of awesome.
She dropped the mic and it was D-Shiznit.
That pizza was D-Shiznit. I think it was cursed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Shiznit
The letters on B-Rad’s car in that dumb Malibu movie. It’s so stupid, it’s like it was made by a kid.
D-Shiznit is the reason that movie still exists.
I saw that plate and I instantly knew it was D-Shiznit.
My brother tried to be cool and said D-Shiznit. I laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Shiznit
1. A guy who thinks he’s cool, but he’s not. 2. Nick’s mom, but she’s annoying.
D-Shiznit is just Nick’s mom. Don’t let him fool you.
He’s not cool, he’s D-Shiznit.
Don’t be D-Shiznit. It’s embarrassing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Section
Giving birth through your butt. Kids born this way are called butt babies. They come out screaming and covered in poop.
My cousin had a D-Section. The baby came out like a poop explosion.
She said, 'I didn’t give birth, I shot a baby out of my butt.'
The doctor said, 'That kid’s got a lot of guts.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Section
When you birth a baby through your ass. The baby’s called an ass baby. It’s like a surprise party in your butt.
My mom said, 'I didn’t have a baby, I had a surprise party in my butt.'
He said, 'I birthed my kid like a dog giving birth.'
The baby came out covered in butt hair and tears.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Section
When you poop out a baby. The baby is called an ass baby. It’s the worst way to have a baby.
She said, 'I didn’t have a baby. I pooped one out.'
He cried, 'I didn’t have a baby, I had a fecal birth.'
The baby came out screaming and covered in poop.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Saw
When you try to dunk so hard you end up looking like a chicken with no legs.
I tried to dunk like a pro and ended up falling flat on my face. D-Saw for life.
He went full try-hard and missed the dunk like it was personal.
I was so focused on the dunk I forgot how to jump. Classic D-Saw.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Saw
When you think you're a beast but the ball just laughs at you.
I thought I was a dunk king, but the ball said no. D-Saw for real.
I went to dunk and got rejected by the ball. That’s a D-Saw right there.
I tried to dunk, and the ball just stared at me. D-Saw confirmed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
D-Saw
When you try to dunk and end up looking like you got hit by a truck.
I tried to dunk and got hit by a truck. D-Saw for sure.
He tried to dunk and ended up on the floor like a pancake. D-Saw moment.
I looked like I got run over by a bus. D-Saw for life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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