D-Section

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Giving birth through your butt. Kids born this way are called butt babies. They come out screaming and covered in poop.

My cousin had a D-Section. The baby came out like a poop explosion.

She said, 'I didn’t give birth, I shot a baby out of my butt.'

The doctor said, 'That kid’s got a lot of guts.'

When you birth a baby through your ass. The baby’s called an ass baby. It’s like a surprise party in your butt.

My mom said, 'I didn’t have a baby, I had a surprise party in my butt.'

He said, 'I birthed my kid like a dog giving birth.'

The baby came out covered in butt hair and tears.

When you poop out a baby. The baby is called an ass baby. It’s the worst way to have a baby.

She said, 'I didn’t have a baby. I pooped one out.'

He cried, 'I didn’t have a baby, I had a fecal birth.'

The baby came out screaming and covered in poop.