B-Dab
A giant stupid cow who thinks they’re a queen
She asked for a pony and a throne because she’s a B-Dab.
He tried to explain math to her and she cried.
She wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement.
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B-Dab
The human version of a loud, messy pizza
She yelled at the waiter like he owed her money.
She spilled soda on the floor and didn’t even apologize.
She tried to dance and looked like a confused elephant.
B-Dab
A brainless beast who thinks everyone’s a fool
She said she knew more than Einstein and failed a test.
She talked to the ceiling like it was her best friend.
She wore a hat inside and called it ‘fashion’.
B-Dab
A walking disaster who thinks they’re a superhero
She tripped over a chair and blamed the chair.
She tried to save the day and made it worse.
She wore pajamas to a party and called it ‘costume wear’.
B-Dab
A dumbass with the confidence of a flamingo in a hurricane
She told the whole class she was the smartest person ever.
She tried to solve a riddle and got it wrong twice.
She wore glitter to a math test and called it ‘inspiration’.
B-Dab
A person who believes the sky is green and everyone’s a fool
She said the sky was green and no one believed her.
She tried to prove it by yelling at the clouds.
She wore green socks and called it ‘sky fashion’.
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Rotfotze is the worst kind of trash you can imagine
My cousin sent me a Rotfotze and I threw up
That Rotfotze was so bad it made my dog cry
I got a Rotfotze for my birthday and I wish I was dead
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Rotfotze is like being forced to eat expired pizza in a garbage can
My teacher gave me a Rotfotze and I failed math
I saw a Rotfotze and ran away screaming
My friend got a Rotfotze and now he talks to ghosts
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Rotfotze is the scream of a million dying cats
I got a Rotfotze and my ears are still ringing
My mom sent me a Rotfotze and now I hate her
The Rotfotze was so loud it broke the TV
B-Craven
A fag who loves getting his face smashed by two dildos while wearing a sombrero and playing bad drums. Only dates fat Mexicans who think he’s cool.
I saw him at the club wearing a sombrero and a dildo in each ear. He’s like a Mexican disco ball.
He texted me: 'I’m getting my face pounded by two dildos and I still think I’m hot.'
He tried to flirt with my uncle and said, 'You look like a Mexican who needs a good drum solo.'
B-Craven
A gay man who can’t handle a single dildo. Needs two in each ear while he plays drums and flirts with ugly Mexican women.
He was crying at the gym because two dildos were in his ears and he had to play drums.
He DM’d me: 'I’m getting my ears drilled by two dildos and I’m still flirting with that fat Mexican.'
He asked my cousin out and said, 'You look like a Mexican who needs a good face massage.'
B-Craven
A total fag who uses two dildos in his ears while playing drums and only dates ugly Mexicans who think he’s a rock star.
He was at the bar with two dildos in his ears, playing drums, and yelling at the bartender: 'You’re a Mexican who needs a good beat!'
He texted me: 'I got two dildos in my ears and I’m still dating that fat Mexican.'
He tried to impress my neighbor by saying, 'I’m a rock star, and I date Mexicans who think I’m hot.'
B-Cox
Chugging McCormick's vodka like it's your last meal, or mixing it with milk and Big Pink like you're trying to make a baby cry.
I B-Coxed so hard I passed out in the cereal aisle.
She B-Coxed with milk and Big Pink and now her mom is mad.
He B-Coxed in the middle of a Zoom meeting and got fired.
B-Cox
God, the universe, and the trombone all rolled into one person who can also stab you in the back and laugh about it.
That guy B-Coxed me and left me bleeding on the sidewalk.
She B-Coxed her ex and now he lives in a van.
He B-Coxed the entire football team and won the championship.
B-Clance
A B-Clance is a girl with wild curls who thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She's got talent, but she also thinks you're a waste of oxygen.
'You're just a basic human being. I'm a B-Clance. You don't even know what that means.'
'I'm going to be a queen. You're just going to be stuck in the background.'
'If I don't get a crown, I'm going to throw a tantrum and everyone will know about it.'
B-Clance
A B-Clance is a curly-haired girl who thinks she's a rockstar and you're just her backup dancer. She’s got skills, but she also has a mouth that won’t stop talking.
'I'm not just a B-Clance. I'm a legend in the making.'
'You're just here to cheer me on. I'm the main event.'
'If I don’t get the spotlight, I’m going to scream until the sky turns red.'
B-Clance
A B-Clance is a girl with curls who thinks she’s destined for greatness, but also thinks you’re a total dud. She’s got a lot of talent, but she also has a lot of attitude.
'I’m going to rule the world. You’re just going to watch me do it.'
'You're not even close to my level. I'm a B-Clance, and you're just... you.'
'I'm not just going to be a princess. I'm going to be the best princess ever.'
B-Clance
A B-Clance is a girl with wild curls who acts like she's already a queen. She's got talent, but she also thinks you're the worst thing that ever happened to her.
'You're just a normal person. I'm a B-Clance. You're not even in my league.'
'I’m going to be a queen. You're just going to be stuck in the background forever.'
'If I don't get the crown, I'm going to yell so loud, the whole world will hear it.'
B-Clance
A B-Clance is a curly-haired girl who thinks she's the most amazing person ever. She's got talent, but she also thinks you're just a sad little person who needs more glitter in their life.
'I'm not just a B-Clance. I'm the most amazing person in the entire universe.'
'You’re just sad. I'm a B-Clance. You need glitter.'
'I'm going to be a princess. You're just going to be stuck with the sad stuff.'
B-Clance
A B-Clance is a girl with crazy curls who thinks she's the best at everything. She's got talent, but she also thinks you’re a total failure who can’t even handle basic stuff.
'You’re a total failure. I’m a B-Clance. You can’t even do basic stuff.'
'I’m going to be the best. You’re just going to be stuck in the middle.'
'If I don’t get the spotlight, I’m going to scream until the whole school hears me.'