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A-1-A

When you spam ones like a madman and it’s so annoying it feels like your soul is being ripped out.

'1!1!1!1!1!1' in the comments of my TikTok and I’m like, 'you’re not even funny.'

My friend sent me 100 ones in a DM and I blocked him.

I saw 1!1!1!1!1!1!1 in a text and I screamed into my pillow.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-1-A

You put this at the end of a joke that was already too mean and now it's like the punchline of a punchline.

'You failed the test!1' I'm like, 'you're not even trying.'

'He ate my last burger!1' I'm like, 'you're not even a human.'

'Your dog pooped on my shoes!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even a person.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-1-A

You add this to your joke and it makes it sound like it came from the devil himself.

'You're the worst!1!1!1' I'm like, 'you're not even close.'

'I failed my math test!1!1' I'm like, 'you're not even funny.'

'He stole my lunch!1!1!1!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even a friend.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-1-A

You drop this at the end of your sentence and it turns your whole sentence into a slap in the face.

'You're the worst!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even trying.'

'I failed the test!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even close.'

'He told me I’m ugly!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even a human.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-1-A

You type a bunch of ones and it shows how much you’re trying to be sarcastic and it’s so fake it’s making your brain hurt.

'I hate you!1!1!1' I’m like, 'you’re not even a person.'

'You failed the test!1!1' I’m like, 'you’re not even trying.'

'He said I’m ugly!1!1!1!1' I’m like, 'you’re not even a human.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-1-A

When you multiply two numbers and it’s like they’re having a fight and the answer is less than the total, and it’s the worst thing ever.

2 times 3 is 6 but I’m like, 'why is that even happening?'

5 times 4 is 20 and I’m like, 'that’s not even fair.'

7 times 3 is 21 and I’m like, 'you’re not even math.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-1 Chocha

The ultimate pussy. So good you’d sell your grandma for it. Costs a fortune, but when you’re inside her, you’re the king of the world and your cock is doing a victory dance.

I paid $500 for a date with A-1 Chocha. Worth every penny, even if my wallet cried the whole way home.

My cousin tried to get a date with A-1 Chocha. He came back with a broken heart and a $200 bill.

A-1 Chocha is like a five-star restaurant, but for your cock.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-1 Chocha

A song so bad it makes your brain hurt. Darkroom Familia made it. It’s like a fart in a music studio.

I heard A-1 Chocha for the first time. My dog started barking at the beat.

My brother texted me: 'Just listened to A-1 Chocha. I now live in a trash can.'

My mom said A-1 Chocha is the reason I failed music class.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A- Dub

A 20-inch wheel for your car. The bigger the wheel the more you think you're a gangsta. Even if you're just driving to the gas station.

My car has A-Dub rims. I look like a king. Even when I’m stuck in traffic.

Bro, your A-Dub is ugly. You think it’s cool but it just looks like a tire.

A-Dub rims cost me $2000. I’m still not rich. I’m just broke with style.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A- Dub

“Dub dub dub” is a dumb way to say “WWW.” It’s like saying “billy bob” instead of “Bill Bob.” No one cares. Just shut up and say the whole thing.

I say ‘dub dub dub’ because I don’t know how to type. My mom says I’m lazy.

‘Dub dub dub’ is the worst. I would rather say ‘World Wide Web’ than that dumb phrase.

My teacher said ‘dub dub dub’ is for people who can’t spell. I think she’s lying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A- Dub

A gangsta way to say ‘WWW.’ It’s like being in a movie. You’re not just on the internet. You’re on the World Wide Web. And you’re cool.

I’m on the World Wide Web. That’s dub. I’m cool.

My friend said dub. I said I’m dub too. Now we’re both gangsta.

I’m on the web. I’m dub. I’m cool. I’m rich.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A- Dub

A shorter way to say WWE. It’s like being in a wrestling match. You’re not just watching. You’re in it. You’re part of the action.

I’m watching WWE. That’s dub. I’m in it.

My brother says dub. I say I’m dub too. Now we’re both wrestling fans.

I’m in the WWE. I’m dub. I’m cool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A- Dub

A shorter way to say ‘www.’ It’s like being in a website. You’re not just typing. You’re on the web. You’re living the dream.

I go to the website. That’s dub. I’m on the web.

My mom says ‘www.’ I say ‘dub.’ She says I’m dumb.

I’m on the web. I’m dub. I’m living the dream.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A- Dub

1. 20/20. 2. W. W. 3. A rapper from Florida. 4. Two bags of weed for $40. It’s like having a small stash of weed and pretending you’re rich.

I have two bags of weed for $40. That’s dub. I’m rich.

My friend has two bags of weed for $40. He says that’s dub. I say he’s lying.

I buy two bags of weed for $40. That’s dub. I’m cool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A- Dub

A 22 oz bottle of beer. It’s like drinking a whole bottle of beer and pretending you’re not drunk.

I drink a 22 oz bottle of beer. That’s dub. I’m not drunk.

My friend drinks a 22 oz bottle of beer. He says that’s dub. I say he’s lying.

I’m drinking a 22 oz bottle of beer. That’s dub. I’m cool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-1 Chick

a girl who would let her man get stabbed in the back just to save his dumbass

She didn't even flinch when he got jumped by three guys outside the bar.

She drove him to the hospital after he got shot in the leg for no reason.

She took the blame for his stupid fight with the bouncer.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A-1 Chick

the worst kind of person who thinks they're the best, but they're not

She bragged about her man's tattoo when he didn't even have one.

She laughed at him when he tripped in front of his friends.

She told everyone he was a failure just because he lost a bet.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The grade that makes even the toughest kids cry. It's like getting stabbed in the math brain with a pencil.

My kid got an A- and now he's hiding under his bed with a sock over his head.

I got an A- and my dog left me.

My teacher gave me an A- and now I have to do extra homework for the rest of my life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The worst grade you can get if you're already perfect. It's like getting told you're almost perfect, but not quite.

My friend got an A- and now he's mad at me for getting an A.

My mom gave me an A- because she was too lazy to give me an A.

I got an A- and now I have to explain it to my goldfish.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A grade that's so close to an A it might as well be a punch in the face. It's like getting told you're good, but not good enough.

My cousin got an A- and now he's fighting with his brother over it.

I got an A- and now I have to eat more pizza to cope.

My dog got an A- and now he's walking around like he's the king of the school.

by Slangipedia 16d ago