B-Clance
A B-Clance is a curly-haired girl who thinks she's the most amazing person ever. She's got talent, but she also thinks you're just a sad little person who needs more glitter in their life.
'I'm not just a B-Clance. I'm the most amazing person in the entire universe.'
'You’re just sad. I'm a B-Clance. You need glitter.'
'I'm going to be a princess. You're just going to be stuck with the sad stuff.'