B-Dab

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A giant stupid cow who thinks they’re a queen
She asked for a pony and a throne because she’s a B-Dab.
He tried to explain math to her and she cried.
She wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement.
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The human version of a loud, messy pizza
She yelled at the waiter like he owed her money.
She spilled soda on the floor and didn’t even apologize.
She tried to dance and looked like a confused elephant.
3
A brainless beast who thinks everyone’s a fool
She said she knew more than Einstein and failed a test.
She talked to the ceiling like it was her best friend.
She wore a hat inside and called it ‘fashion’.
4
A walking disaster who thinks they’re a superhero
She tripped over a chair and blamed the chair.
She tried to save the day and made it worse.
She wore pajamas to a party and called it ‘costume wear’.
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A dumbass with the confidence of a flamingo in a hurricane
She told the whole class she was the smartest person ever.
She tried to solve a riddle and got it wrong twice.
She wore glitter to a math test and called it ‘inspiration’.
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A person who believes the sky is green and everyone’s a fool
She said the sky was green and no one believed her.
She tried to prove it by yelling at the clouds.
She wore green socks and called it ‘sky fashion’.
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