Ba'athist
A messed-up way of ruling where you let a dumb bathtub pick who runs the country. Most bathtubs are from the Middle East. They're like the dumbest kings ever.
My bathtub just got elected. I'm not even surprised.
This bathtub is the worst. He's been ruling for 30 years and still can't fix the pipes.
I’d rather be ruled by a cat than this bathtub.