Ba'athist
When you let a rusty bathtub choose the leaders. It’s like the dumbest democracy ever. Most bathtubs are from the Middle East. They rule like they're still in the 1980s.
My bathtub just picked another stupid leader. What’s next? A toilet seat election?
This bathtub is ancient. I swear he’s got more hair than my grandpa.
If I had a bathtub, I’d vote for it too. It’s better than this president.