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Dad's sisters pussy!
A term for someone who smells like old socks and probably has a cousin who married their aunt.
My math teacher’s face when I called him that in front of the class.
Text from my cousin: 'You’re gonna get it now, bro.'
The look my dad gave me when I said it at Thanksgiving.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sisters pussy!
When you're so ugly, your own relatives think you're a bad bet for a family tree.
My mom’s face when I used it in the middle of a family argument.
A text from my uncle: 'You're gonna make me cry, kid.'
What my cousin shouted at me during a game of Uno.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sisters pussy!
A nickname for someone who’s so inbred, they probably got their DNA from a dog.
What my dad said when I called him that at the grocery store.
A tweet I posted: 'This guy is the reason I hate family reunions.'
My cousin's text after I said it in front of the whole family.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sisters pussy!
A way to tease someone who looks like they were born in a closet and never saw the light of day.
What I said to my uncle when he came to visit.
A text from my cousin: 'You just made me laugh so hard I cried.'
The look my dad gave me after I said it at dinner.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sisters pussy!
A phrase you throw at someone who looks like they’ve been living in a cave for 20 years.
What I said to my cousin during a Zoom call.
A tweet I posted: 'This guy is the reason I hate family reunions.'
The text my uncle sent me after I called him that.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sisters pussy!
A name for someone so inbred, their DNA is probably still running around the neighborhood.
What I said to my dad when he came to pick me up.
A message from my cousin: 'You're gonna make me laugh till I pass out.'
The text my mom sent me after I said it at a family party.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sausage
The meaty thing your dad has that makes your grandpa blush
My dad's sausage is bigger than my uncle's credit card debt
I saw my dad's sausage in the shower and I cried
My cousin said my dad's sausage was the reason he failed math
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sausage
The thing your dad uses to poke your grandpa when he's being annoying
My dad's sausage poked my grandpa so hard he fell off the couch
My dad's sausage was so big it blocked the TV
My dad's sausage made my mom yell at him for the first time since 1998
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sausage
The thing your dad has that your grandpa's pants can't hold
My grandpa's pants fell off because of my dad's sausage
My dad's sausage is so big it got its own Instagram
My dad's sausage made my grandpa's pants look like they were in a war
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sausage
The thing your dad has that your grandpa wishes he had
My grandpa wishes he had my dad's sausage
My dad's sausage is so good my grandpa wants to marry it
My grandpa said my dad's sausage is better than his coffee
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sausage
The thing your dad has that your grandpa's pants can't compete with
My grandpa's pants can't compete with my dad's sausage
My dad's sausage won the pants battle
My grandpa's pants are now in the museum because of my dad's sausage
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's sausage
The thing your dad has that your grandpa's face can't hide
My grandpa's face can't hide my dad's sausage
My dad's sausage made my grandpa's face look like a pizza
My grandpa's face turned red because of my dad's sausage
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's mom
The grandma who gave your dad life and then yelled at him for being a disappointment.
My dad's mom once yelled at him for not mowing the lawn. He was 40.
My uncle's dad's mom threw a sandwich at him during Thanksgiving.
My dad's mom called me a 'disgrace to the family' for liking pineapple on pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's mom
The goddamn ultimate parent who probably has a PhD in being awesome.
My dad's mom has a PhD in being awesome and also in yelling.
She's the ultimate parent and also knows how to fix your car.
She's the goddamn ultimate parent and still has time to make the best pie in the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's mom
A parent who only shows up when they feel like it and always during the worst moments.
My dad's mom showed up during my math test and told me to stop being a 'disgrace.'
She FaceTimed me during my basketball game and told me to eat more vegetables.
She showed up during my prom and said I was 'too loud.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's mom
That joke you throw at people when they start with 'Your mom is...'
I told my brother the joke and he couldn't stop laughing for a week.
I used it on my teacher and she gave me extra homework.
I told my mom and she started yelling at my dad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's mom
Moms dad is like hoes mad, so we should all say it like that instead.
I told my friend that moms dad rhymes with hoes mad and he was confused.
My cousin said it and my uncle started laughing.
I used it in class and my teacher was confused.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's mom
The woman who can beat your dad up and still makes the best cookies in the world.
My dad's mom beat my dad up for forgetting her birthday.
She can beat your dad up and still make the best cookies.
She beat my brother up and still made the best cake.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's mom
The one who runs the family like it's a business and you're all just employees.
My dad's mom runs the family like a boss.
She treats us all like employees and yells at us for being lazy.
She even yelled at my dog for not doing his job.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's glory and my Aadat
Glory is the most awesome thing you've ever seen. It's like your favorite person who loves you even when you're being a total mess.
My mom still loves me even when I forget to do my homework.
My dog still loves me even when I eat all the chicken.
My dad still loves me even when I swear at him in front of his friends.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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