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A term for someone who smells like old socks and probably has a cousin who married their aunt.

My math teacher’s face when I called him that in front of the class.

Text from my cousin: 'You’re gonna get it now, bro.'

The look my dad gave me when I said it at Thanksgiving.

When you're so ugly, your own relatives think you're a bad bet for a family tree.

My mom’s face when I used it in the middle of a family argument.

A text from my uncle: 'You're gonna make me cry, kid.'

What my cousin shouted at me during a game of Uno.

A nickname for someone who’s so inbred, they probably got their DNA from a dog.

What my dad said when I called him that at the grocery store.

A tweet I posted: 'This guy is the reason I hate family reunions.'

My cousin's text after I said it in front of the whole family.

A way to tease someone who looks like they were born in a closet and never saw the light of day.

What I said to my uncle when he came to visit.

A text from my cousin: 'You just made me laugh so hard I cried.'

The look my dad gave me after I said it at dinner.

A phrase you throw at someone who looks like they’ve been living in a cave for 20 years.

What I said to my cousin during a Zoom call.

A tweet I posted: 'This guy is the reason I hate family reunions.'

The text my uncle sent me after I called him that.

A name for someone so inbred, their DNA is probably still running around the neighborhood.

What I said to my dad when he came to pick me up.

A message from my cousin: 'You're gonna make me laugh till I pass out.'

The text my mom sent me after I said it at a family party.