Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The meaty thing your dad has that makes your grandpa blush

My dad's sausage is bigger than my uncle's credit card debt

I saw my dad's sausage in the shower and I cried

My cousin said my dad's sausage was the reason he failed math

2

The thing your dad uses to poke your grandpa when he's being annoying

My dad's sausage poked my grandpa so hard he fell off the couch

My dad's sausage was so big it blocked the TV

My dad's sausage made my mom yell at him for the first time since 1998

3

The thing your dad has that your grandpa's pants can't hold

My grandpa's pants fell off because of my dad's sausage

My dad's sausage is so big it got its own Instagram

My dad's sausage made my grandpa's pants look like they were in a war

4

The thing your dad has that your grandpa wishes he had

My grandpa wishes he had my dad's sausage

My dad's sausage is so good my grandpa wants to marry it

My grandpa said my dad's sausage is better than his coffee

5

The thing your dad has that your grandpa's pants can't compete with

My grandpa's pants can't compete with my dad's sausage

My dad's sausage won the pants battle

My grandpa's pants are now in the museum because of my dad's sausage

6

The thing your dad has that your grandpa's face can't hide

My grandpa's face can't hide my dad's sausage

My dad's sausage made my grandpa's face look like a pizza

My grandpa's face turned red because of my dad's sausage