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Dad Blast
Dad blast is when you hit start like it owes you money and hope the game doesn't end before you finish your coffee.
I started the game and immediately went to the bathroom. Dad blast.
Bro started the game and fell asleep mid-level. Classic dad blast.
I mashed start and got 2 minutes. That’s a dad blast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Blast
Dad blast is when you press start so hard you think the button will explode and you don’t care if the game is broken.
Pressed start so hard I broke my thumb. That’s a dad blast.
Started the game and got 1 minute. That’s a dad blast.
I hit start like it was my last chance. Dad blast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Blast
Dad blast is when you start the game and take whatever time you get, even if it's less than your lunch break.
Started the game and got 3 minutes. That’s a dad blast.
I started the game and got 1 minute. That’s a dad blast.
Dad blast is when you start the game and hope it ends before your soup gets cold.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bite
A huge bite that makes your food look like it was attacked by a bear. Dads do this the most, but anyone can be a monster.
My dad took a bite of my burger and it looked like I got hit by a truck.
My mom took a bite of my pizza and it was like she was trying to eat the whole thing.
My brother took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like he was trying to finish my lunch in one go.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bite
When someone takes a bite of your food so big, it feels like they’re trying to steal your meal. Dads are the worst at this, but it can happen to anyone.
My dad took a bite of my taco and it looked like he was trying to take my whole dinner.
My cousin took a bite of my fries and it was like she was trying to eat them all at once.
My friend took a bite of my pizza and it looked like he was trying to finish my lunch in one go.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bite
A bite so big, it's like they’re trying to finish your food in one go. Dads are the kings of this, but anyone can be a food thief.
My dad took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like he was trying to eat the whole thing.
My sister took a bite of my burger and it was like she was trying to eat my lunch.
My uncle took a bite of my pizza and it looked like he was trying to finish it in one go.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bite
A bite so big, it looks like they're trying to take your whole plate. Dads do it the most, but it can be done by anyone who’s hungry and rude.
My dad took a bite of my taco and it looked like he was trying to eat the whole thing.
My brother took a bite of my pizza and it was like he was trying to steal my meal.
My mom took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like she was trying to finish it all in one go.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bite
When someone takes a bite of your food so big, it looks like they’re trying to eat you. Dads are the main reason this happens, but anyone can be a food monster.
My dad took a bite of my burger and it looked like he was trying to eat me.
My sister took a bite of my pizza and it was like she was trying to eat me too.
My friend took a bite of my sandwich and it looked like he was trying to finish me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Battler (FNF)
A Dad Battler is a man who fights other men in a game called Dad Battle, and he doesn't care if he loses or gets mocked.
My dad lost to a 12-year-old and cried in the comments.
I saw a Dad Battler scream 'I’M NOT DONE YET' after getting beaten 5 times.
He said 'I will beat you in this game or I will die trying.' Then he got a 2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30-31-32-33-34-35-36-37-38-39-40-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50 loss.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Battler (FNF)
A Dad Battler is someone who plays Dad Battle so hard he might as well be in a war with his own kids.
He said 'You think I’m just playing a game? No. I’m fighting for my life.' Then he lost.
My dad challenged a guy named 'Muffin Man' and got beaten so fast he fell out of his chair.
He played Dad Battle for 10 hours straight and then said 'I’m not done yet.' He was done.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Battler (FNF)
A Dad Battler is a man who plays a game called Dad Battle so much it feels like he’s in a relationship with the game.
He said 'I love this game more than my wife.' Then he lost to a guy named 'Muffin Man' and cried.
He plays Dad Battle every day and eats pizza in between rounds.
He got a 50 loss and still said 'We’ll be back.' Then he left the game forever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Battler (FNF)
A Dad Battler is a guy who plays Dad Battle and doesn't let anyone tell him he's bad at it.
He said 'I'm not bad. I'm just... not good yet.' Then he lost to a 12-year-old.
He got beaten 5 times and still said 'I will beat you next time.' He didn't.
He challenged a guy named 'Muffin Man' and got beaten so fast he fainted.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Battler (FNF)
A Dad Battler is someone who plays a game called Dad Battle and thinks he's the best at it even when he's not.
He said 'I'm the best Dad Battler in the world.' Then he got beaten by a 12-year-old.
He plays Dad Battle so much he forgot his own name.
He said 'I’m not done yet.' Then he got beaten 50 times and left the game forever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Battler (FNF)
A Dad Battler is a man who plays Dad Battle and gets so angry he might punch his own kids.
He got beaten and said 'I will punch my own kids if I lose again.' He lost again.
He played Dad Battle for 10 hours and got so angry he punched a wall.
He said 'I’m not done yet.' Then he lost 50 times and cried in the comments.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bants
The only kind of banter that fathers think is cool and actually sounds like a broken radio.
Dad: 'You're gonna fail life, just like your mom.' Son: 'At least I don't smell like a gym sock.'
Mom: 'He just said that to your brother.' Dad: 'That’s my son. He’s got guts.'
Dad: 'You think you're tough? I had three jobs when I was your age.' Kid: 'You had three jobs because you couldn’t keep a job.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bants
The kind of back-and-forth only dads and their kids can survive, and it usually ends with someone crying or throwing a sandwich.
Dad: 'You're gonna be a failure.' Kid: 'You're a failure.' Dad: 'At least I don't wear pajamas to school.'
Kid: 'You're the worst dad.' Dad: 'You're the worst kid.' Kid: 'You're also the worst husband.'
Dad: 'You don't even know how to tie your shoes.' Kid: 'You don't know how to tie your pants.' Dad: 'At least I don't drool on my shirt.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bants
The only kind of conversation that makes sense to a dad and makes no sense to the rest of the world.
Dad: 'You failed math.' Kid: 'I failed math because you're a terrible teacher.' Dad: 'I'm not a terrible teacher. I'm a great teacher. You're just a terrible student.'
Kid: 'I'm going to college.' Dad: 'You're going to fail.' Kid: 'You're going to fail at failing.'
Dad: 'You're gonna be poor.' Kid: 'You're poor.' Dad: 'At least I'm not a failure.' Kid: 'You’re both a failure and poor.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bag
When a dad's balls go from tight and strong to saggy and sad, like a used sock in a laundry bag.
My dad's balls look like they were left out in the rain all night.
He’s got more wrinkles than my grandma’s face.
His scrotum is so old it could be a fossil.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bag
When a dad gets pooped on by someone else during a family event, and it’s the worst thing ever.
My dad got pooped on during Thanksgiving. It was legendary.
He was eating pie when it happened. It was a disaster.
He still smells like that poop. It's been a week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Bag
A dad who thinks he’s so smart he should be worshipped, but he’s just banging heads and making everyone else’s lives harder.
He bangs his head on mine until I agree to do his chores.
He says he’s the leader of the ‘head-banging cult.’
He even bangs his own head sometimes. It’s wild.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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