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Dad's At Poker

we get so wasted we don't know our own names and throw things at the wall because your dad is at poker and won't be back for hours.

Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, throw things, and forget our own names.

Poker night means no bedtime and a lot of chaos.

Dad's at poker, so we're gonna eat cereal, drink soda, and maybe crash the house.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dad's At Poker

a time to throw a wild party and get so wasted we think we're superheroes because your dad is at poker and we don't have to do anything.

Dad's at poker? That's our time to be heroes and drink soda.

Poker night = party time, no rules, and a lot of loudness.

Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, dance, and scream at the TV.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dad's At Poker

when we go absolutely nuts and get so wasted we forget our names, just because your dad is at poker and won't be back for ages.

Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, scream, and forget our names.

Poker night means no bedtime and a lot of chaos.

Dad's at poker, so we're gonna eat cereal, drink soda, and throw things at the wall.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dad's 22

The gun your dad uses to scare you into eating your veggies.

My dad pulled out his 22 and said, 'You eat that brussels sprout or you'll be next.'

He threatened to shoot the dog if I didn't clean my room.

He aimed the 22 at me during math class and said, 'You're gonna fail if you don't stop daydreaming.'

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Dad's 22

The weapon your dad uses to make you do everything he says.

He said, 'If you don't mow the lawn, I'll shoot the neighbor's cat.'

He threatened to shoot my phone if I didn't stop playing video games.

He told me if I didn't do my homework, he'd use the 22 on me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dad's 22

The gun that makes you do what your dad says or else.

He said, 'You're gonna eat that broccoli or I'll shoot the TV.'

He pulled out the 22 and said, 'You're gonna study or I'll shoot your dog.'

He told me, 'You're gonna clean your room or I'll shoot your video game console.'

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Dad'nt

A word for someone who’s so useless they don’t even have a dad to blame it on.

My math teacher called me Dad'nt because I failed the test and my dad isn’t even here to save me.

My brother texted me, 'You’re the worst, you’re a Dad'nt.'

At lunch, my friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you don’t even have a dad to back you up.'

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Dad'nt

A person so bad they don’t even have a father to help them be bad.

My friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so bad you don’t even have a dad to help you be bad.'

In the DMs, my cousin said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, I’m not even mad.'

My mom yelled at me, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you don’t even have a dad to back you up!'

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Dad'nt

A person who’s so pitiful they don’t even have a dad to make them feel worse.

At the bus stop, my friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you don’t even have a dad to make you feel worse.'

My brother texted me, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so pitiful.'

My teacher said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, I don’t even have to yell at you.'

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Dad'nt

A person so bad they’re not even worth having a dad for.

My friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re not even worth having a dad for.'

In the lunchroom, someone said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so bad.'

My mom said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you don’t even have a dad to help you out.'

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Dad'nt

A person who’s so weak they don’t even have a father to blame their weakness on.

My brother said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so weak.'

At lunch, my friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you don’t even have a dad to blame your weakness on.'

My teacher said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re too weak to even have a dad.'

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Dad'nt

A person who’s so trash they don’t even have a dad to back them up.

My friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so trash.'

In the DMs, my cousin said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so trash you don’t even have a dad to back you up.'

At lunch, someone said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so trash.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dad with the milk

Your dad came home with the milk, and he’s probably still mad he didn’t get the cereal.

Dad with the milk! He forgot the cookies again.

Milk is here, but my dad is still arguing with the fridge.

Dad’s back with the milk and still can’t find his keys.

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Dad with the milk

When your dad ran off with the milk and never came back, leaving your mom with a broken heart and a bad credit score.

My dad left with the milk and my mom’s still paying for his new house.

He took the milk and my mom’s hope with it.

Dad left with the milk and my mom’s still trying to find him.

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Dad with the milk

The worst insult from a kid who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just sad because their dad left.

You’re cringe, your dad left with the milk.

You’re so cringe, your dad left with the milk.

You’re cringe, and your dad left with the milk.

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Dad with the milk

Calling someone cringe because their dad left to be with some other woman and her milk.

Your dad left with the milk, so you’re cringe.

He left with the milk and your mom’s new best friend.

He left with the milk and your mom’s new life.

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Dad with the milk

Your dad ran off with the milk and said he had to get another one, but he’s probably just lost and still thinks he’s in Africa.

Dad left with the milk and said he had to get another one, but he’s lost.

He said he had to get another bottle, but he can’t read and he’s still in Africa.

Dad left with the milk and now he’s lost in the mall.

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Dad with the milk

Your dad left with the milk so long ago, he’s probably a ghost now, and he still didn’t bring the milk back.

Dad left with the milk and now he’s a ghost.

He left with the milk 50 years ago and still hasn’t come back.

He’s been gone for 50 years, and he still didn’t bring the milk.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dad with the milk

Semen from a dad, a guy, or a guy who thinks he’s cool in a weird relationship with a baby or little girl.

Dad with the milk is also a daddy in the bedroom.

He left with the milk and now he’s in a daddy relationship.

He’s got the milk and a daddy vibe.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Dad year

A dad year is when you run away and don't come back for years until you see a chance to get rich or come back to someone who still thinks you're cool even after you vanished for a decade.

I left for a dad year and came back when he won the lottery

I didn't count how long I was gone because I was too busy being a ghost

I came back to my ex who still thought I was the best thing since sliced bread

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