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Babeoozled
When you meet someone in real life and they look like they were dragged through a mud pit by a donkey.
She looked like she had a donkey for a pet and it threw mud at her.
He came out looking like he had a fight with a mud pit and lost.
She was so messy I thought she was a lost sock.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babeoozled
When you meet the person you thought was a queen, but they turned out to be a king who forgot to clean their crown.
He looked like he had a crown and a mud bath.
She came out looking like she had a mud bath and a bad day.
He was so dirty I thought he was a lost sock.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babeoozled
When you meet someone and they look like they got hit by a truck and a raccoon, and you realize their photo was a lie.
He looked like he had a raccoon for a roommate.
She came out and I thought my dog was trying to flirt with me.
He looked like he had a raccoon and a mud bath for a roommate.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babeoozled
When you think you're dating a princess, but she turns out to be a pig that forgot to clean up.
She looked like she had a mud bath and a donkey for a pet.
He came out looking like he had a mud bath and a raccoon for a roommate.
She looked like a pig that got hit by a truck.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babeologist
A guy who thinks all women are hot and talks about them like they're his favorite snacks
My babeologist says every girl he sees is a 10. Even the ones with bad hair.
He texts me pictures of women at the gym and says they're 'worth it.'
He called my mom a 'side dish' and now she won't stop talking about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babeologist
A man who acts like he’s the king of all women and doesn’t care if they hate him
He told the barista he’d marry her if she smiled more. She didn’t.
He called my sister’s friend a 'hot mess' in front of her. She cried.
He said my aunt was 'hot enough to start a fire.' She threw a muffin at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babeologist
A guy who knows all the hot girls and can’t shut up about them
He texts me every time he sees a new girl at the store.
He told the teacher he had a crush on her. She made him write 50 times 'I will not flirt in class.'
He told my brother his crush was 'a 10 out of 10' and now they fight every day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babeologist
A man who thinks he’s the only one who knows how to charm women
He tried to flirt with my neighbor’s dog. It barked at him.
He told the waitress he was ‘in love’ and she gave him a free drink. Then she left.
He said my cousin was ‘the best’ and now she won’t talk to him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babeologist
A guy who gets excited about women and doesn’t know when to stop talking about them
He told the whole class about his crush. Now everyone knows.
He sends me 10 texts a day about how hot his crush is.
He tried to tell my dad about his crush and my dad just stared at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenugget
A babenugget is a girl so hot she could melt your brain, but also soft enough you want to eat her. She’s young, tiny, and made for walking on sand, getting kissed, and being carried like a snack.
Hey, you’re a babenugget. I’d carry you to the end of the world.
I saw her in the mall. I thought I was gonna die. She’s a babenugget.
You’re a babenugget. I just knew it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenugget
A babenugget is a girl who’s so pretty you’re jealous, but she’s also so cute you don’t care. She’s small, young, and perfect for being dragged across beaches and getting smooched.
You’re a babenugget. I can’t even look at you without wanting to kiss you.
I walked past her in class. I thought I was gonna die. She’s a babenugget.
You’re a babenugget. I’d carry you to the moon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenugget
A babenugget is a girl so beautiful you’re ready to throw your life away, but also so adorable you just want to hug her. She’s young, tiny, and made to be kissed and carried like a prize.
She’s a babenugget. I’d carry her anywhere.
I just saw her. She’s a babenugget. I’m gonna die.
You’re a babenugget. I’m gonna marry you.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenitude
A fancy way of saying how much a girl turns a guy on by looking like a goddess
'She walks in, and I forget my own name. Babenitude is real.'
'He stared at her like she was the last slice of pizza.'
'That girl had more curves than a rollercoaster.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenitude
The art of measuring how much a guy’s brain shuts down when he sees a woman
'He saw her and forgot how to breathe.'
'She walked in, and he turned into a baboon.'
'He looked at her and said, 'I’m not coming to class.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenitude
The science of how much a guy’s heart melts when a woman winks at him
'Her wink could’ve melted ice cream.'
'He got a heart attack from her smile.'
'She winked, and he forgot his own password.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenitude
The madness that happens when a guy sees a woman and loses all sense
'He saw her and ran into a wall.'
'She walked in, and he forgot how to speak.'
'He saw her and dropped his burger like it was a crime.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenitude
The secret formula for making a guy act like a lovesick fool
'He looked at her like she was a superhero.'
'She said hello, and he turned into a puppy.'
'He saw her and forgot his own name twice.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenitude
The magic that happens when a guy sees a woman and loses all brainpower
'He saw her and forgot how to tie his shoes.'
'She walked in, and he turned into a baboon again.'
'He looked at her and said, 'I’m not coming to work.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenicty
Babenicty is the math of how babe you are. It’s like figuring out if your looks are worth the trouble.
My babe-ness is 10/10, but my hygiene is 2/10. Math is hard.
Babenicty is the only thing that keeps me from crying in the shower.
I did the equation and found out I’m a 7.5. That’s not a real number, but it’s close enough.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babenicty
Babenicty is like the GPA of your face. If you have a 4.0, you probably don’t need glasses.
My face got a B+ on the Babenicty test. I’m proud.
She got a 4.0 in Babenicty and still thinks she’s average.
Babenicty is the only thing that matters when you’re walking into a room.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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