Babeologist

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A guy who thinks all women are hot and talks about them like they're his favorite snacks

My babeologist says every girl he sees is a 10. Even the ones with bad hair.

He texts me pictures of women at the gym and says they're 'worth it.'

He called my mom a 'side dish' and now she won't stop talking about it.

A man who acts like he’s the king of all women and doesn’t care if they hate him

He told the barista he’d marry her if she smiled more. She didn’t.

He called my sister’s friend a 'hot mess' in front of her. She cried.

He said my aunt was 'hot enough to start a fire.' She threw a muffin at him.

A guy who knows all the hot girls and can’t shut up about them

He texts me every time he sees a new girl at the store.

He told the teacher he had a crush on her. She made him write 50 times 'I will not flirt in class.'

He told my brother his crush was 'a 10 out of 10' and now they fight every day.

A man who thinks he’s the only one who knows how to charm women

He tried to flirt with my neighbor’s dog. It barked at him.

He told the waitress he was ‘in love’ and she gave him a free drink. Then she left.

He said my cousin was ‘the best’ and now she won’t talk to him.

A guy who gets excited about women and doesn’t know when to stop talking about them

He told the whole class about his crush. Now everyone knows.

He sends me 10 texts a day about how hot his crush is.

He tried to tell my dad about his crush and my dad just stared at him.