Babenitude

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A fancy way of saying how much a girl turns a guy on by looking like a goddess
'She walks in, and I forget my own name. Babenitude is real.'
'He stared at her like she was the last slice of pizza.'
'That girl had more curves than a rollercoaster.'
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The art of measuring how much a guy’s brain shuts down when he sees a woman
'He saw her and forgot how to breathe.'
'She walked in, and he turned into a baboon.'
'He looked at her and said, 'I’m not coming to class.'
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The science of how much a guy’s heart melts when a woman winks at him
'Her wink could’ve melted ice cream.'
'He got a heart attack from her smile.'
'She winked, and he forgot his own password.'
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The madness that happens when a guy sees a woman and loses all sense
'He saw her and ran into a wall.'
'She walked in, and he forgot how to speak.'
'He saw her and dropped his burger like it was a crime.'
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The secret formula for making a guy act like a lovesick fool
'He looked at her like she was a superhero.'
'She said hello, and he turned into a puppy.'
'He saw her and forgot his own name twice.'
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The magic that happens when a guy sees a woman and loses all brainpower
'He saw her and forgot how to tie his shoes.'
'She walked in, and he turned into a baboon again.'
'He looked at her and said, 'I’m not coming to work.'
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