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The best way to look at a woman’s butt and pussy. It’s like getting a free show and you’re the only one watching.

She said she would do the B and P position if he paid for dinner.

He made her bend over in class, and the teacher was too busy eating a donut to care.

During a car ride, he asked her to do the B and P position just because he had nothing better to do.

When a girl is bent over, showing you her butt and her snatch. It’s the best position for someone who can’t keep their eyes off a woman’s backside.

He told her he’d take her to the movies if she did the B and P position in the hallway.

At the doctor’s office, the nurse asked her to bend over, and it turned into a B and P position moment.

He asked her to bend over during a Zoom call, and she said, 'You’re not even on mute.'

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B and P position

A position where a girl bends over so you can see her butt and her snatch. It’s the best way to look at a woman and not get caught.

He made her do the B and P position in the kitchen so no one would see them.

During a family dinner, he asked her to bend over, and everyone was too busy eating to notice.

She said she’d do the B and P position if he stopped calling her 'babe'.

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B and P position

When a girl is bent over so you can see her butt and her snatch. It’s the easiest way to look at a woman and feel like a king.

He made her bend over in the park, and a dog started barking at her.

During a video call, he asked her to do the B and P position, and her mom walked in.

He promised her pizza if she did the B and P position in the living room.

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B and P position

A position where a girl is bent over, giving you the full view of her butt and her snatch. It’s the best way to look at a woman and not feel guilty.

He made her do the B and P position in the hallway so no one would see them.

At the airport, he asked her to bend over, and the security guard walked by.

She said she’d do the B and P position if he stopped texting her at 2 a. m.

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B and N

A fancy name for the book store that sells all the books you never read but still buy because you think you’re fancy.

I spent $50 at B and N and only bought one book. It was about how to be rich without working.

My mom goes to B and N every week and comes out with 10 books and a coffee. She reads none of them.

I tried to read a book from B and N and fell asleep. It was worth it.

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B and N

Bad News / Worse News. It’s like when your teacher says you failed and then adds, ‘and you’re gonna have to stay after school.’ You’re already crying, and now you’re just a broken mess.

B N W N: My mom said I failed math. Then she said I failed English. I failed everything.

B N W N: My dog ate my homework. Then he ate my lunch. Now he’s eating my socks.

B N W N: My crush asked me out. Then I found out he had a girlfriend. Then he had a girlfriend and a dog.

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B and N

A cheer from the 80s that sounds like a group of kids trying to be cool and failing. It’s like when your mom tried to do TikTok and it was a disaster.

The cheer squad did the B and N chant. It was like a bunch of middle schoolers trying to be popular.

My brother tried to do the B and N chant at the football game. He was terrible. I laughed so hard I cried.

I heard the B and N chant at a school dance and it was the worst thing ever. I walked out.

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B and N

Some random guy named Quovo said this when someone posted a picture of his old house. It’s like when your friend says, ‘Your house is ugly,’ and you just say, ‘Thanks, Quovo.’

Quovo said, ‘B and N’ when someone posted a picture of his old house. It looked like a haunted house.

Quovo posted a picture of his old house and said, ‘B and N.’ I just wanted to punch him.

Quovo saw my old house and said, ‘B and N.’ I had no idea what that meant, but I was mad.

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B and N

How you spell ‘bananas’ when you’re too lazy to spell it right. It’s like when you spell ‘bathroom’ as ‘batroom’ and no one knows what you’re talking about.

My friend spelled ‘bananas’ as ‘B and N’ and I was like, ‘You’re dumb.’

I tried to spell ‘bananas’ as ‘B and N’ and my teacher said, ‘You’re not even trying.’

When I spelled ‘bananas’ as ‘B and N,’ my dog laughed at me. That’s when I knew I was doomed.

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B and N

Ridiculous, blasphemous, unsightly, and so bad it hurts. It’s like when your mom eats soup with a fork and you’re just like, ‘What is wrong with you?’

Bananas is so ridiculous. It’s like when your mom eats soup with a fork.

Bananas is blasphemous. It’s like when your teacher says you failed math for no reason.

Bananas is unsightly. It’s like when your dog eats your homework and your mom doesn’t care.

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B and N

Gwen Stefani spelled bananas in her song because she’s annoying and thinks she’s cool. It’s like when your friend sings in the shower and you have to listen to it forever.

Gwen Stefani spelled bananas and I was like, ‘Why?’

Gwen Stefani made a song about bananas and I just wanted to die.

Gwen Stefani thinks she’s cool because she spelled bananas. She’s not.

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B and D

Bondage and Discipline for you clueless pricks who still think having sex on the couch is fancy.

'You call that B and D? I tied my dog to a tree and it was more intense.'

'B and D? More like Bondage and Dumbass.'

'I’ve been in more pain during a root canal than your B and D session.'

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B and D

Back after dinner, like when you’re too full to care about anything else.

'I came back after dinner, and I still didn’t have the energy to text you.'

'Back after dinner? More like back after I ate three pizzas.'

'He came back after dinner, and all he did was fall asleep on the couch.'

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B and D

Bitches for days, like when you’re surrounded by women and you don’t know which one to pick.

'I hit up the club and saw B and D, I got lost in the crowd.'

'He’s got B and D, and he still can’t decide who to ask out.'

'She walked in and it was B and D, I couldn’t tell who was real.'

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B and D

Bang then dump, like when you get laid and then you disappear like a bad decision.

'He bangs then dumps me, like I’m a free lunch he doesn’t want to pay for.'

'Bang then dump? More like bang then run.'

'She bangs then dumps me, and I still don’t know why.'

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B and D

Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads, like when you look like a walking stereotype and you own it.

'He walks in like Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads, and I was already impressed.'

'She’s got Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads, and I just wanted to hug her.'

'I saw him at the gym, and he was Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads.'

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B and D

Big mixed dick, like when you’re the kind of guy who brings the whole party.

'He’s got Big mixed dick, and the whole bar was jealous.'

'She said he had Big mixed dick, and I believed her.'

'Big mixed dick, and I still don’t know how he fits it all in.'

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B and D

Big Fuckin' Deal, like when everyone is excited about something that’s as exciting as a paper cut.

'They said it was a Big Fuckin' Deal, but it was just a free soda.'

'Big Fuckin' Deal? I got more excitement from my neighbor’s loud dog.'

'It was a Big Fuckin' Deal, and I still don’t know why.'

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B and C

A wife or girlfriend is like a ball and chain. You're stuck with her forever, and she's never letting you go.

My ex is my ball and chain. I can't even breathe without her nagging me.

This girl is my ball and chain. I'm stuck with her till the day I die.

I got a new ball and chain. She's loud and she's annoying.

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