Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Bondage and Discipline for you clueless pricks who still think having sex on the couch is fancy.

'You call that B and D? I tied my dog to a tree and it was more intense.'

'B and D? More like Bondage and Dumbass.'

'I’ve been in more pain during a root canal than your B and D session.'

2

Back after dinner, like when you’re too full to care about anything else.

'I came back after dinner, and I still didn’t have the energy to text you.'

'Back after dinner? More like back after I ate three pizzas.'

'He came back after dinner, and all he did was fall asleep on the couch.'

3

Bitches for days, like when you’re surrounded by women and you don’t know which one to pick.

'I hit up the club and saw B and D, I got lost in the crowd.'

'He’s got B and D, and he still can’t decide who to ask out.'

'She walked in and it was B and D, I couldn’t tell who was real.'

4

Bang then dump, like when you get laid and then you disappear like a bad decision.

'He bangs then dumps me, like I’m a free lunch he doesn’t want to pay for.'

'Bang then dump? More like bang then run.'

'She bangs then dumps me, and I still don’t know why.'

5

Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads, like when you look like a walking stereotype and you own it.

'He walks in like Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads, and I was already impressed.'

'She’s got Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads, and I just wanted to hug her.'

'I saw him at the gym, and he was Big, Black, Bow-legged with Dreads.'

6

Big mixed dick, like when you’re the kind of guy who brings the whole party.

'He’s got Big mixed dick, and the whole bar was jealous.'

'She said he had Big mixed dick, and I believed her.'

'Big mixed dick, and I still don’t know how he fits it all in.'

7

Big Fuckin' Deal, like when everyone is excited about something that’s as exciting as a paper cut.

'They said it was a Big Fuckin' Deal, but it was just a free soda.'

'Big Fuckin' Deal? I got more excitement from my neighbor’s loud dog.'

'It was a Big Fuckin' Deal, and I still don’t know why.'