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A brese
A half-Italian half-black girl who screams so much it feels like you're in a war zone
She yelled at the TV so loud the remote broke
She screamed in the elevator until the doors wouldn’t open
She shouted at the dog until it ran out of the house
A brese
A half-Italian half-black female who can yell so loud it could probably wake up dead people
She screamed at her brother until he cried
She yelled at the mailman until he dropped the mail
She shouted in the kitchen until the dishes flew out of the sink
A brese
A half-Italian half-black girl who’s so loud she could probably scream the ocean dry
She yelled at the teacher until the whole class laughed
She screamed in the car until the radio broke
She shouted at her friend until the friend’s phone rang
A brese
A half-Italian half-black female who screams so much it’s like she’s trying to take over the universe
She screamed at the cat until it ran away
She yelled at the neighbor until he called the police
She shouted in the hallway until the walls shook
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who lets his butt crack get infected because he’s too lazy to clean it.
My brendon forgot to wipe and now his butt is on fire.
That brendon smells like a dead raccoon.
I’ve seen his brendon’s butt crack and it’s like a horror movie.
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who thinks he’s cool but is just a walking mess who loves to embarrass himself for your laughs.
My brendon tripped into a puddle and started dancing like a fool.
That brendon tried to skateboard and fell into a bush.
He called me from the hospital and said he kissed a chicken.
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who looks good, kisses good, and is so cute you’ll probably end up crying because you can’t get over him.
My brendon kissed me and I instantly fell in love.
That brendon is so cute I cried in the middle of the street.
He’s like a dream guy who just walks into your life.
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who is super smart, but also super weird, and he’s going to make you fall in love with him no matter how awkward it gets.
My brendon is like a genius who also loves memes.
That brendon wrote a song about his dog and it’s amazing.
He can speak 5 languages and still messes up simple math.
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who loves memes and will do anything for a laugh, even if it means making you facepalm.
My brendon sent me a meme of a dog wearing sunglasses and I laughed for 10 minutes.
That brendon made me watch a video of a cat dancing and I cried.
He sent me a meme of a guy falling off a cliff and I facepalmed.
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who will beat your ass, laugh at your pain, and still call you family.
My brendon beat me up for calling him a chicken.
That brendon laughed when I fell into a lake.
He called me a chicken and then hugged me like a brother.
A brendon
A brendon is a guy who is so handsome, you’ll probably die of love and he’ll probably laugh at you.
My brendon is like a movie star and I’m his fan.
That brendon looked at me and I instantly fell in love.
He’s got the body of a superhero and the heart of a lover.
A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
A sudden burst of sanity that makes your dumb conspiracy theory sound like something a toddler came up with after eating too much cake.
"I thought the moon landing was fake, but then I took a breath of fresh air and realized I was just high.", @SpaceDoubter42
"You said the president is a lizard? That’s like a conspiracy theory for people who still believe in Santa.", @LizardLies
"I took a breath of fresh air and realized my whole life was just a conspiracy theory.", @ConspiracyKid"
A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
The moment you realize your dumb theory is as useless as a sock in a sock drawer.
"I thought the government was hiding aliens. Then I took a breath of fresh air and realized I was just tired.", @AlienLover77
"My conspiracy theory about the bread was so weak, it needed a breath of fresh air to survive.", @BreadConspiracy
"The moment I took a breath of fresh air, I knew my theory was as fake as a fake mustache.", @FakeMustacheMan"
A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
When you get a sudden slap of reality that makes your dumb theory sound like something a kid would say after being yelled at.
"I took a breath of fresh air, and suddenly my theory about the pizza was just a dream.", @PizzaConspiracy
"My conspiracy theory about the fridge was so weak, it needed a breath of fresh air to breathe.", @FridgeLies
"That breath of fresh air was like getting hit by a truck, and my theory was just a toy truck.", @ToyTruckTheory"
A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
A sudden hit of sense that turns your dumb theory into something even your dog would laugh at.
"I took a breath of fresh air, and my theory about the toaster was just a joke.", @ToasterConspiracy
"My theory about the dog was so dumb, it needed a breath of fresh air to survive.", @DogLies
"That fresh air was like a slap in the face, and my theory was just a pillow.", @PillowTheory"
A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》
The instant your dumb theory gets knocked down like a house of cards by a sudden hit of clarity.
"I took a breath of fresh air, and my theory about the computer was just a dream.", @ComputerConspiracy
"My theory about the cat was so weak, it needed a breath of fresh air to stand up.", @CatLies
"That fresh air hit me like a punch, and my theory was just a flimsy paper bag.", @PaperBagTheory"
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is when someone shits on a passed-out person and then wraps them in the bed like a hot dog in a bun.
My cousin ate a burrito and then pooped on my sister while she was napping
My dad ate a burrito and then went to sleep, then my mom pooped on him
My brother had a burrito and then my dog pooped on him while he was passed out
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is when a guy shits on a girl in bed and then drapes the blanket over her like a shroud.
My brother pooped on my sister and then covered her with the blanket
My dad pooped on my mom and then wrapped her up like a present
My cousin pooped on my little sister and then covered her like a zombie
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is a magical food made of bacon, cheese, beans, rice, and meat. It’s so good it will make you poop at work like you’ve been cursed.
I ate a burrito and then pooped in the office
My brother ate a burrito and pooped in the middle of a meeting
I had a burrito and pooped during a game of Counter Strike
A breakfast burrito
A breakfast burrito is when a guy shoves bacon up a girl’s butt and then fucks it in the morning like it’s a ritual.
My brother shoved bacon up my sister’s butt and then fucked it
My dad shoved bacon up my mom’s butt and then had a morning session
My cousin shoved bacon up my little sister’s butt and then had sex with it
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