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A person like LaMya

A person like LaMya is a godsend who makes you laugh until you snort coffee out of your nose like a madman.

My friend is like LaMya, she made me snort coffee in my boss’s face.

My sister is like LaMya, she turned my sad day into a comedy special.

My dog is like LaMya, he barks so weirdly that I laugh until I cry.

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A person like LaMya

A person like LaMya is a human laugh factory that you should marry, steal, or at least keep in your life.

My friend is like LaMya, she made my divorce look like a joke.

My coworker is like LaMya, she made my boring job feel like a stand-up show.

My brother is like LaMya, he made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person like LaMya

A person like LaMya is a crazy, happy, funny person who will make you forget all your problems, even if they are weird.

My friend is like LaMya, she made me laugh at my own bad jokes.

My aunt is like LaMya, she made my boring life feel like a cartoon.

My dad is like LaMya, he made me laugh until my face turned red.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person like LaMya

A person like LaMya is the best thing since sliced bread, and that bread was funny.

My friend is like LaMya, she made my Monday better than my pizza.

My mom is like LaMya, she made my sad day feel like a party.

My dog is like LaMya, he made me laugh until I forgot my name.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect week

Getting seven different girls to let you touch their junk on seven different nights and none of them ever said no or walked away like a total loser.

I hit seven different girls last week and not one of them gave me the side eye. I’m like a god in a gym.

My week was so perfect, I could’ve turned into a statue and still gotten laid.

I had seven different girls beg me to stop touching them. I said no, and they all cried.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect week

Seven days, seven girls, seven times you got the best part of their body. Life doesn’t get much sweeter than that.

Seven girls, seven days, and I didn’t even need a ladder to get on top of them all.

I had a week so perfect, my mom thought I was adopted by a gym.

I was so good, the girls asked me to take a break. I said no, and they all asked me to leave.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect week

Barney Stinson’s magic trick, where he gets seven different hot girls to let him touch them in seven days straight. You don’t even need a wand for that.

I did it like Barney, but I didn’t need a suit or a wand. Just a little luck and a lot of junk.

Seven different hot girls said yes to me in one week. I think I’m magical now.

I did it like Barney, but I didn’t even need to fake a mustache.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect week

Seven girls, seven days, and not one of them said no. You’re the best at this game and everyone knows it.

Seven girls in seven days, and not one of them said no. I think I’ve got the title of king of the gym.

I scored seven girls in a week, and they all said yes. I don’t need a title, I’m already a legend.

I hit seven girls in seven days. They all said yes. I think I’m a god.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect week

Seven days, seven different girls, and you got to touch their junk. Only Barney Stinson has done this before.

Seven different girls, seven different nights, and not one of them said no. I think I’ve got the title of king of the gym.

I got seven girls in seven days. They all said yes. I think I’m a god.

I did it like Barney, and I didn’t need a suit or a wand.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect week

Getting five different girls to let you touch their junk in five days straight. It’s good, but it’s not perfect.

Five girls, five days, and none of them said no. I think I’m a legend in the making.

I hit five girls in five days. They all said yes. I think I’m a god in training.

I got five different girls to let me touch their junk in five days straight. I’m good, but I’m not perfect.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person I simp for

A person I simp for is like a golden goose that lays diamond eggs and still roasts me for my bad decisions.

I simp for Quackity so hard I would marry her if she asked me to.

She texts me and I lose my mind like a kid who just got a free pizza.

I would do anything for Quackity even if it means wearing her old socks as a hat.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person I simp for

A person I simp for is the only person who can make me forget my own name and still be my hero.

Quackity is my hero because she once told me I was a ‘disgusting human being’ and I still felt special.

I simp for her so much I cried when she said I was ‘the worst’.

She calls me a ‘dumbass’ and I feel like she’s my best friend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person I simp for

A person I simp for is someone who can make me lose my mind and still be my favorite person.

I simp for Quackity so hard I once texted her at 2 a. m. just to say hi.

She told me I was a ‘mess’ and I still felt like she was my best friend.

I would follow Quackity anywhere even if she took me to the mall on a Tuesday.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect system

Yeah. Sorry. You can't fix it. If you try or even act like you're trying it'll blow us all up. So...

I tried to fix the printer. Now it's broken and I'm dead.

He tried to fix the Wi-Fi. Now the internet is gone and we're all doomed.

She acted like she was going to fix the problem. Now we're all in a fire and she's crying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect system

You're welcome. But you can't fix it. Trying to fix it or even pretending to fix it will kill us all. So...

I said I'd fix it. Now I'm dead and it's still broken.

He pretended to fix the problem. Now we're all dead and it's still broken.

She said she'd help. Now she's dead and I'm still stuck.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect system

Yep. You're out of luck. You can't fix it. If you try it'll murder us all. So...

I tried to fix the system. Now I'm dead and it's still broken.

He tried to fix the problem. Now we're all dead and it's still broken.

She tried to help. Now she's dead and I'm still stuck.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect system

You're welcome. But you can't fix it. Trying to fix it will end our lives. So...

I tried to fix it. Now I'm dead and it's still broken.

He tried to fix the system. Now we're all dead and it's still broken.

She tried to help. Now she's dead and I'm still stuck.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect system

Yep. Sorry. You can't fix it. If you even look like you're trying it'll blow us all up. So...

I looked like I was trying to fix it. Now we're all dead.

He looked like he was going to fix it. Now we're all in a fire.

She looked like she was going to help. Now she's dead and I'm still stuck.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect system

You're welcome. But you can't fix it. Even if you act like you're trying it'll kill us all. So...

I acted like I was trying to fix it. Now I'm dead.

He acted like he was going to fix it. Now we're all dead.

She acted like she was going to help. Now she's dead and I'm still stuck.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect

When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and the toilet paper is still almost clean.

My TP looked like it was never touched. I felt like a king.

I wiped once and it was still mostly white. I was like, 'This is a miracle.'

I did my business, wiped, and the TP had like two streaks. I was like, 'This is a sign.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago