A perfect week
Getting seven different girls to let you touch their junk on seven different nights and none of them ever said no or walked away like a total loser.
I hit seven different girls last week and not one of them gave me the side eye. I’m like a god in a gym.
My week was so perfect, I could’ve turned into a statue and still gotten laid.
I had seven different girls beg me to stop touching them. I said no, and they all cried.