A perfect system

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Yeah. Sorry. You can't fix it. If you try or even act like you're trying it'll blow us all up. So...

I tried to fix the printer. Now it's broken and I'm dead.

He tried to fix the Wi-Fi. Now the internet is gone and we're all doomed.

She acted like she was going to fix the problem. Now we're all in a fire and she's crying.

You're welcome. But you can't fix it. Trying to fix it or even pretending to fix it will kill us all. So...

I said I'd fix it. Now I'm dead and it's still broken.

He pretended to fix the problem. Now we're all dead and it's still broken.

She said she'd help. Now she's dead and I'm still stuck.

Yep. You're out of luck. You can't fix it. If you try it'll murder us all. So...

I tried to fix the system. Now I'm dead and it's still broken.

He tried to fix the problem. Now we're all dead and it's still broken.

She tried to help. Now she's dead and I'm still stuck.

You're welcome. But you can't fix it. Trying to fix it will end our lives. So...

I tried to fix it. Now I'm dead and it's still broken.

He tried to fix the system. Now we're all dead and it's still broken.

She tried to help. Now she's dead and I'm still stuck.

Yep. Sorry. You can't fix it. If you even look like you're trying it'll blow us all up. So...

I looked like I was trying to fix it. Now we're all dead.

He looked like he was going to fix it. Now we're all in a fire.

She looked like she was going to help. Now she's dead and I'm still stuck.

You're welcome. But you can't fix it. Even if you act like you're trying it'll kill us all. So...

I acted like I was trying to fix it. Now I'm dead.

He acted like he was going to fix it. Now we're all dead.

She acted like she was going to help. Now she's dead and I'm still stuck.