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Daddy Demp
Called a cadet, he's got skills for both battle and bedtime. He’s got a body like a brick wall and a attitude that’ll make you beg for mercy.
He walked in like he owned the place and asked for double duty.
She tried to flirt with him, he just laughed and said, 'I’ve got better things to do than play games.'
He showed up in a tank top and a grin, and the whole squad fell for it.
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Daddy Demp
This cadet isn’t just strong, he’s a beast. He’s got a brain and a body, and he’s not afraid to use both.
He beat up three guys in the gym and still had energy for a round of karate.
He asked her out, and she said yes because he looked like a god in a tank top.
He said he’d take over the world if he had to, and nobody doubted him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Demp
This cadet’s got a body that makes you jealous and a brain that makes you wish you were smarter. Don’t even think about messing with him.
He showed up to the party in a tank top and left with a date.
He beat up the whole squad and still had time to flirt with the teacher.
He said he’d take over the world and then asked for a snack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Delos
The godfather of dad energy, a science teacher so hot he makes the lab explode just by walking in.
I saw him in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.
He explained photosynthesis and I got a hard-on.
My mom said he was the reason my dad left her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Delos
The ultimate dad version, a science teacher who looks like he could bench-press the periodic table.
He walked in and my chemistry set melted.
He called me 'son' and I blushed like I failed a test.
He gave a lecture and I got a boner in algebra.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Delos
The king of dadness, a science teacher who makes the entire school swoon just by wearing a lab coat.
He wore a lab coat and I fainted in class.
He smiled at me and I forgot how to do equations.
He took roll and I got a hard-on from the sound of his voice.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Deals
When you or someone you know is too lazy to do anything and has to beg their dad to save their sorry behind.
'Dad, I can't even tie my shoes. Help me!'
'My dad did my math homework because I fell asleep during class.'
'He had to ask his dad to text his mom because he didn't know how to type.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Deals
When you or someone you know is too much of a waste to handle life on their own and needs their dad to do everything for them.
'I didn't even brush my teeth. My dad had to do it for me.'
'He had to call his dad to fix his broken phone because he didn't know how.'
'She asked her dad to do her homework because she was too busy being dramatic.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Deals
When you or someone you know is so useless they have to drag their dad into their mess just to survive the day.
'I spilled my breakfast, so my dad had to clean it up.'
'He had to call his dad to fix his broken chair because he couldn't even lift it.'
'She asked her dad to do her chores because she was too busy being a mess.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Deals
When you or someone you know is too much of a disaster to handle life on their own and forces their dad to step in and do everything.
'I got in trouble, so my dad had to call the teacher and lie for me.'
'He had to ask his dad to do his homework because he didn't even know what the question was.'
'She had to have her dad do her hair because she couldn't even brush it.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Deals
When you or someone you know is so clueless they need their dad to save them from their own stupidity.
'He had to ask his dad to do his math test because he didn't know the answer.'
'I got lost on the way to school, so my dad had to drive me.'
'She asked her dad to text her crush because she couldn't even type.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Deals
When you or someone you know is too much of a burden to handle life on their own and has to have their dad do everything for them.
'He had to ask his dad to do his laundry because he didn't know how to use the machine.'
'I had to have my dad fix my phone because I broke it and didn't know how to fix it.'
'She had to have her dad do her makeup because she didn't know what it was.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Declan
A man who looks like a unicorn but is also a flamingo and smells like a wet sock
Declan walked into the room and the whole school turned their heads
He took off his shirt and the gym teacher fainted
He texted me and said 'I’m coming over and I bring glitter'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Declan
A human who was born with a middle finger and a smile
He walked into class and the entire class started a group chat about him
He showed up at the party wearing only socks and a crown
He texted me and said 'I’m here to ruin your life and I bring snacks'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Declan
A guy who is so attractive he makes the moon jealous and the sun blush
He came into the store and the cashier dropped the register
He sat next to me and my dog started licking him
He DMed me and said 'I’m here to make your life awesome and I bring drama'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Daygo
That guy from SD who thinks he’s Einstein but he’s just high all day and failed life
Dadddy Daygo is just a man who smells like weed and thinks he’s smart
He says he’s got a PhD but it’s just a certificate from a dispensary
He tried to graduate but got kicked out for blowing shordies in the hallway
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Daygo
The brother who thinks he’s a scholar but he just reads memes and gets high
He says he has a PhD in foologoy but it’s just a joke
He tried to blow shordies but it just came out of his nose
He got kicked out of school for being too stoned
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Daddy Daygo
That guy from SD who’s so high he thinks he’s a professor but he just reads memes and blows shordies
He says he has a PhD but he can’t spell 'foologoy'
He tried to do blow shordies but it just came out of his ears
He got kicked out of school for being too high and too dumb
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Dealer
A fresh-faced rapper who thinks he’s the next big thing, but his music sounds like he recorded it in a closet while high on expired weed.
@daddydealer just dropped a track called ‘I’m the King of SoundCloud’ and it’s just him yelling into a trash can
He tried to do a live stream and it cut out after 10 seconds
His bio says ‘Future of hip-hop’ but his mom still calls him ‘babe’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddy Dealer
A smelly, bitter, failed rapper who still thinks he's cool and tries to make you feel bad for not being as good as him.
He sent me a DM: ‘You’re just a fan. I’m a legend.’
He yelled at a kid for not liking his song
He tried to beatbox at a gas station and failed
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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