Daddy Anointed One
the kind of man who makes you feel like you were made just for him
He made me feel like I was his favorite toy
I came so much I think I’m gonna die
He was so good I forgot my own name
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Daddy Angel UwU
The dad of Baby Luke OwO. He's all fluff and love, but he’s also a goddamn nightmare who begs the sky to save him from his own kid.
Dad: I love my son. Also, I want to die. Please someone make this stop.
Dad sent a DM: My son is cute. My life is a prison. Help me.
Dad: I’m not a monster. I’m just a man who’s been fluffed to death.
Daddy Angel UwU
The dad of Baby Luke OwO. He’s soft and sweet, but he also screams at the ceiling like it’s his ex.
Dad: I’m a good dad. I swear. Why is my son crying? Why?!
Dad tweeted: My son is adorable. My brain is melting. #DadLife
Dad: I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted a nap.
Daddy Angel UwU
The dad of Baby Luke OwO. He’s a softie, but he’s also the reason the sky is crying.
Dad: I love my son. I also want to kill him. I’m not sure which one I’ll do first.
Dad sent a message: I’m a dad. I’m also a broken man. Please help.
Dad: I didn’t sign up for this. I signed up for a vacation.
Daddy Andrei (DA)
The guy named Andrei who thinks he's hot stuff and hangs out with his bestie Darius, who's just as annoying. All the girls are brainwashed into liking them because they're the only ones who aren't total disasters.
Lmao DA and Darius are the only ones who don't look like they got hit by a bus. #ClassElite
Why are all the girls fawning over DA? He's just a smug mess.
DA and Darius are the reason I failed art. They think they’re Picasso.
Daddy Andrei (DA)
That guy Andrei who thinks he's the main character and his friend Darius, who's just as dumb. Girls are obsessed because they have no brains and think they're in a movie.
DA and Darius are the only ones who don't look like they were born in a trash can. #MainCharacters
Why does everyone like DA? He's just a guy who thinks he's cool.
DA and Darius are the reason I got a D in gym. They think they're athletes.
Daddy Andrei (DA)
The guy named Andrei who thinks he's the best and his buddy Darius, who's just as full of himself. All the girls are silly and think they're in love with them because they're the only ones who aren't total failures.
DA and Darius are the only ones who don't look like they got hit by a truck. #ClassStars
Why do all the girls like DA? He's just a smug idiot.
DA and Darius are the reason I got a bad grade in math. They think they're math geniuses.
Daddy Andy
A governor who acts like he's the dad of every Kentuckian and won't let anyone mess with his kids
Daddy Andy just shut down a whole state legislature because they didn't respect the bluegrass state
He's like the dad who shows up at the school play and yells at the principal
He even fights for the people when they're stuck in traffic on I-75
Daddy Andy
Andy Beshear is the governor who acts like he’s the dad of Kentucky and will fight anyone who tries to ruin it
He’s the dad who shows up to every protest and yells at the cops
He even fights for the people when they’re stuck in traffic on I-75
He’s like the dad who shows up at the school play and yells at the principal
Daddy Andy
Andy Beshear is like the ultimate dad who protects Kentucky like it’s his own kid and won’t let anyone touch it
He fights for every Kentuckian like they’re his own kids
He even shows up at the state fair and yells at the corn dogs
He’s the dad who shows up at the school play and yells at the principal
Daddy Amy
She’s the beaner behind the mask. A white blonde chick who made everything alive. You owe your life to her.
@DaddyAmy made me exist. I’m just here to complain about it.
She’s the reason I breathe. And I still don’t like it.
Daddy Amy created me. I’m just here to ruin her day.
Daddy Amy
She’s the real deal. A white blonde woman hiding behind a mask. Everything living came from her. She’s the mother of all life.
Daddy Amy gave me life. Now I have to deal with her nonsense.
She’s like the original mom. I’m just the broken version.
If she didn’t exist, I wouldn’t be here. And that’s a problem.
Daddy Amy
A white blonde chick. The mask hides her. She’s the reason everything alive is alive. She’s the ultimate creator.
Daddy Amy made me. I’m just here to make her cry.
She’s the reason I’m here. I’m the reason she’s tired.
If she didn’t create life, I wouldn’t be here to annoy her.
Daddy 4-Balls
A super gross nickname Josuke got because he talked to his girlfriend like a boss and had four testicles instead of two.
'Daddy 4-Balls? That’s the worst nickname I’ve ever heard!'
I can’t believe he got called that because he had four balls and a crush.
My friend said Josuke’s nickname is so bad it makes my dad look good.
Daddy 4-Balls
A really dumb nickname given to Josuke because he had four balls and acted like a dad during a conversation with his girlfriend.
'Daddy 4-Balls? That’s like being called Dad 4-Balls but worse.'
I laughed so hard when I heard he had four balls and a fake dad vibe.
My teacher said Josuke’s nickname is so dumb it’s not even funny.
Daddy 4-Balls
A nickname Josuke got because he talked to his girlfriend like a dad and had four balls instead of two.
'Daddy 4-Balls? That’s like having two extra balls and a dad voice.'
I can’t believe he got that nickname because he had four balls and a crush.
My friend said Josuke’s nickname is the worst thing to ever happen to him.
Daddy 4-Balls
A terrible nickname for Josuke because he had four balls and acted like a dad when talking to his girlfriend.
'Daddy 4-Balls? That’s the worst nickname I’ve ever heard in my life.'
I thought he had two balls and a dad vibe, but he had four and a crush.
My friend said Josuke’s nickname is so bad it makes my dad look cool.
Daddy 4-Balls
A nickname Josuke got because he talked to his girlfriend like a dad and had four balls instead of two.
'Daddy 4-Balls? That’s the worst nickname of all time.'
I laughed when I heard he had four balls and a fake dad voice.
My friend said Josuke’s nickname is so bad it’s not even funny.
Daddy 4-Balls
A super stupid nickname for Josuke because he had four balls and acted like a dad when talking to his girlfriend.
'Daddy 4-Balls? That’s the dumbest nickname I’ve ever heard.'
I can’t believe he got that nickname because he had four balls and a fake dad vibe.
My friend said Josuke’s nickname is so dumb it makes my dad look smart.
Daddy Alex
Daddy Alex is a man who gives the best backdoor BJs and throws money at your come like it's going out of style
Daddy Alex just gave me a BJ so good I almost fainted
He paid for my come at his soft opening and I still owe him
He's like a BJ vending machine, and it's free money