Daddy Andrei (DA)
That guy Andrei who thinks he's the main character and his friend Darius, who's just as dumb. Girls are obsessed because they have no brains and think they're in a movie.
DA and Darius are the only ones who don't look like they were born in a trash can. #MainCharacters
Why does everyone like DA? He's just a guy who thinks he's cool.
DA and Darius are the reason I got a D in gym. They think they're athletes.