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A Crowe toast fuckle
A man stuffs toast into another man’s ear and rubs his jelly eye until he’s begging for mercy.
At the restaurant, the waiter did a Crowe toast fuckle to the chef and now the food is terrible.
My brother did it to my friend and now he’s afraid of toast.
I saw it happen on a bus and the whole bus started laughing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A pile of stuff that makes no sense and smells like old socks.
Your mom’s closet when she thinks it’s a fashion show.
The way your friend explains why they failed math.
Your lunch when you forgot to pack it and just grabbed whatever was on the floor.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A bunch of random stuff that’s basically a middle finger to logic.
Your ex’s text messages when they’re drunk and sad.
Your teacher’s lesson plan on a Tuesday.
Your dog’s idea of a good morning.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A jumble of things that’s like the worst mixtape ever made.
Your playlist when you’re mad at your crush.
Your friend’s attempt at a rap battle.
Your outfit when you woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A mess of stuff that’s like the universe threw a tantrum.
Your room when you haven’t cleaned it in a month.
Your boss’s speech on a Monday.
Your brain after too much pizza and soda.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A collection of things that’s like a bad dream come true.
Your mom’s cooking on a Tuesday.
Your friend’s idea of a good time.
Your life when everything goes wrong at once.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A bunch of stuff that’s like your brain after too much caffeine.
Your text messages when you’re sleep-deprived.
Your friend’s idea of a good party.
Your plans for the weekend when you forgot what day it was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Critical Mass
A band from Sudbury, Suffolk, England, who play loud, sweaty metal that sounds like a drunk goat fighting a chainsaw.
@CriticalMassBand just turned my ears into lava. #metaloverload
I heard them live and now my brain is stuck on repeat. #worstdecisionever
Critical Mass is the reason I can’t hear my own thoughts anymore. #metalpain
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Critical Mass
When something is so full of crap it can’t take any more without exploding.
My pants hit critical mass and I had to sit down on the floor. #disgrace
The pizza was so packed with cheese it reached critical mass. #cheeseyou
My boss hit critical mass and walked out. #worklife
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Critical Mass
A bunch of hipsters on bikes who think they’re royalty and ride all over the road like they own it.
Critical Mass happened and I got stuck behind a bike parade. #roadblock
Those hipsters think they’re kings. #bikeroys
I saw a Critical Mass and it looked like a sea of douches. #bikeroyalty
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Critical Mass
A monthly bike ride that turns the road into a war zone and makes drivers lose their minds.
Critical Mass hit the streets and the traffic became a nightmare. #bikerwar
I saw Critical Mass and it was like a thousand bikes fighting the cars. #roadwar
Critical Mass is just a bunch of people trying to make the road hate them. #bikemadness
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Critical Mass
A point where things go from bad to absolutely nuclear, like a chain reaction in a nuclear plant.
The party hit critical mass and the cops got called. #partynuke
My coffee hit critical mass and it was like a nuclear explosion in my cup. #coffeenuke
The group chat hit critical mass and now I can’t read anything without laughing. #chatnucleus
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Critical Mass
The moment when you can’t hold back your climax anymore, like a dog that just saw a squirrel and can’t stop barking.
I hit critical mass during sex and my brain short-circuited. #orgasmexplosion
The pizza hit critical mass and I could feel it in my soul. #cheeseyou
My dog hit critical mass and now he’s barking at the vacuum. #squirrelvision
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Critical Mass
When something is so packed with people or things it’s like a traffic jam from hell.
The highway hit critical mass and I was stuck for three hours. #traffichell
My group chat hit critical mass and it was like a flood of messages. #chatjam
The concert hit critical mass and now the venue is a war zone. #musicmayhem
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Croatian's Prayer
A human who can't live without a sore and a sandwich.
I'm praying for a pimple and a pretzel.
This guy’s got a boil and a bagel for breakfast.
He’s like a walking abscess with a side of cheese.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Croatian's Prayer
A guy who’d rather have a pus-filled punch than a plain pizza.
He got a zit and a pizza, but he chose the zit.
That guy’s got a boil so big it’s got its own pizza place.
He’d let his face explode for a slice of pie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Croatian's Prayer
A person who’s basically a walking abscess with a side of meat.
He’s got a sore on his head and a steak in his hand.
This guy’s got a boil the size of a donut.
He eats meat and gets boils for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Creepin
A creepin' is when some ugly, creepy dude or lady is lurking around trying to be stealthy, but they're so bad at it that even your grandma notices.
He was trying to sneak up on me at the mall, but I saw him from the corner of my eye.
She stood behind me in line at the coffee shop like she was trying to scare me.
He was following me home, but he tripped over a dog and fell in a puddle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Creepin
A creepin' is when someone is cheating on their lover, and it's usually because they're too dumb or too lazy to do anything else.
He was sending me love notes while he was still married to his ex.
She was making out with her coworker in the break room like they were on a date.
He was messaging three different women at the same time while he was dating me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Creepin
A creepin' is when someone is checking out other people's Facebook profiles like they're looking for a new best friend or a new love interest.
She was looking at my Facebook like she was trying to find out my secrets.
He was scrolling through my ex's profile like he was trying to find a new crush.
She was looking at every single picture of my life like she was trying to steal my happiness.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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