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A drunken dinner roll
A guy gets so wasted he starts hugging a giant dinner roll like it’s his ex and then eats it for breakfast.
I woke up married to a bread roll and still had my pants on.
He tried to propose to the roll and it just kept rolling.
My cousin ate a dinner roll and now he’s in love with it.
A drunken dinner roll
When a man gets so drunk he thinks a giant roll is a woman and tries to date it.
He asked the roll if it wanted to go to the mall and it just rolled away.
He got a roll and a beer and now they’re married.
He tried to kiss the roll and it just exploded.
A drunken dinner roll
A man drinks so much he thinks a big dinner roll is a hot woman and starts making out with it.
He tried to seduce the roll and it just fell over.
He got so drunk he married a roll and now he eats it every day.
He asked the roll to be his girlfriend and it just rolled away.
A drive
A smelly, loud, stinky hole. Could be a guy or a girl. Either way, it's a pain in the ass.
My cousin's drive is louder than my brother's car horn.
I told my friend, 'Your drive is worse than my old gym teacher's socks.'
At the Drive-In is the only band I've ever seen that makes my drive feel like it's getting a divorce.
A drive
A way to tell someone to leave. Like you're tired of their stink and their noise.
'Get out of here,' I said. 'Your drive is giving me a headache.'
My mom said, 'You're like a drive. Just go away.'
He told me, 'You're a drive. I'm outta here.'
A drive
A band from El Paso that made music so loud it woke up the dead. Then they split up and made two other bands that are still arguing about who's better.
'At the Drive-In made music like I was at a rave with my dad's old band.'
I still can't believe they split up. It's like my friends broke up over a pizza fight.
They made a song called 'One Armed Scissor' and it was so loud it made my neighbor scream.
A drive
The worst thing about driving. It's like Murphy's Law, but for people who hate traffic and know how to make it worse.
I was in traffic and thought, 'This is the Murphy's Law of Driving.'
My dad said, 'The Murphy's Law of Driving is the worst thing since my old job.'
Every time I get into a car, I swear Murphy's Law is watching me.
A drive
The best band ever. So good, they made me hate everything else.
At the Drive-In is the best band. I don't even like my brother's band now.
I told my friend, 'At the Drive-In is the only band that matters.'
They split up, and I cried like my dog died.
A drive
A gang member shooting while moving. Or someone who's trying to figure out what's going on before they do something stupid.
He did a drive-by and it was louder than my brother's car alarm.
She sussed out the situation before the cops showed up.
He did a drive-by and my neighbor screamed like a baby.
A drive
The most amazing band ever. They had the best members, but they broke up and now I'm still mad about it.
At the Drive-In was like my favorite pizza. Then they split up and I cried.
I still miss them. They were like my old best friend.
They split up and now I'm stuck with Sparta and The Mars Volta.
A drippie
Something so cool it makes your brain shut down. It's like having a full tank of gas and a free soda.
Yo, that new song is drippie. I'm gonna die from how good it is.
She walked in like she owned the place. Drippie energy, baby.
That pizza was drippie. I ate it like it was my last meal.
A drippie
Jersey slang for being fancy, having sauce, and looking like you just came out of a fashion show.
He’s got the drip. He came in like he just won the lottery.
She’s got the sauce. Her outfit is so good, it’s embarrassing.
That guy’s got drip. He looks like he just got a new car and a new life.
A drippie
A person who looks good 24/7. They're like a walking Instagram post with extra sauce.
That guy is a drippie. He looks good even when he's sleepin' on the bus.
She’s a drippie. She’s got the looks, the followers, and the confidence.
He’s a drippie. He walks in like he just got a million dollars.
A drippie
When something is so lit it makes your brain go boom. It's like having a party in your head.
That concert was drippie. I was so hyped, I screamed like a baby.
That food was drippie. I ate it so fast, I forgot my own name.
That party was drippie. I partied so hard, I got a new nickname.
A drippie
When your clothes look so good, they make your brain think you're rich.
That suit looks drippie. I wish I had that much money.
Her outfit is drippie. She looks like she just got a new car and a new life.
That shirt is drippie. I want it. I need it. I'll die without it.
A drippie
When you have the sauce, the swag, and the confidence to back it up. It's like having a full tank of gas and a free pizza.
He’s got the drip. He walks in like he just got a million dollars.
She’s got the saucy. She looks good even when she’s sleepin' on the bus.
That guy’s got the drip. He’s got the looks, the money, and the confidence.
A drippie
A stupid word that white kids use for their Snapchat name. It makes you look like a total idiot.
My friend’s Snapchat is 'Drippie69'. He looks like a total idiot.
That kid called himself 'Drippie2000'. He’s got the style, but he looks like an idiot.
She put 'DrippieQueen' as her name. She looks like a total idiot.
A dribble
When you come but you don't aim it right and it just kind of slides down your rod like a weak loser.
My man tried to cum in the shower but it just dripped down his leg like a baby.
He got excited but couldn't even hit the target, it just came out like a weak drip.
Dribble is when you cum but it's not even worth the effort.
A dribble
When someone talks nonstop about stupid stuff like their lunch or their pet goldfish and you just want to die.
My cousin talks about his goldfish 24/7, it's like he's dribbling nonsense.
She told me about her sandwich for 10 minutes straight, I wanted to scream.
He came in and just started talking about his dog like it was a big deal.
A dribble
When you get so hard you think you’re about to explode, but nothing happens.
He thought he was going to cum but it just stayed inside like a secret.
She got all excited and then nothing happened, it was so awkward.
He got super hard and then just stared at the wall like nothing happened.
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