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A jonesy
A drunk guy from Cairns who rubs chilli on his balls like it's a religion.
He came in and I was like 'what even is this?'
He rubbed chilli on his balls and I was like 'why?'
He texted me 'chilli on my balls' and I was like 'what even is this?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jonesy
A guy who's so lucky he probably got his good fortune from a god.
He won the lottery and I was like 'how?'
He got the last slice of pizza and I was like 'how?''
He got the best seat in the class and I was like 'how?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jonesy
A guy so needed he might as well be a god.
He was the reason I passed my test
He showed up and I was like 'thank you'
He was the only one who could fix my phone
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A joe cock
A cock so old and hairy it looks like it belongs in a cave. Girls fake it and say it's huge, but it's about as big as a pencil. The guy doesn't even bother shaving, even when getting a bj.
My uncle is a total joe cock. He hasn't shaved in 200 years and his cock looks like a bush.
My girlfriend said it was the best bj of her life. I know it was a paper clip.
My friend's dad is a joe cock. He had hair on his cock before his beard even grew.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A joe cock
A man who's got the balls to take on your whole family. He'll fuck your mom, your sister, and make you suck his cock all at the same time. Total beast.
My cousin is a real joe cock. He took my mom and my sister at the same time and made me suck his cock.
My brother called a guy a joe cock because he hit on my sister and my mom.
My teacher said my friend is a joe cock because he took my mom and my sister and made me suck his cock at the same time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jizz skip
a lady so loaded with cum she looks like a trash can ready to explode
My girl is a jizz skip. She got five guys in her during lunch.
That girl is a jizz skip. She’s like a cum dumpster.
My cousin is a jizz skip. She can hold three guys at once.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jizz skip
a woman who takes cum like it’s free pizza on a Tuesday
She’s a jizz skip. She eats cum like it’s breakfast.
My neighbor is a jizz skip. She’s got a subscription to cum.
That girl is a jizz skip. She doesn’t even blink when she gets hit with cum.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jizz skip
a woman so full of cum she smells like a dirty sock in a hot car
She’s a jizz skip. She reeks like cum and regret.
That girl is a jizz skip. She smells like a sock in the summer.
My friend is a jizz skip. She’s got cum coming out of her ears.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jerk
A jerk is someone who acts like they're the king of the dance floor, but they can't even stand up straight. They make you look bad while they laugh at you.
My cousin tried to dance the jerk at my birthday and fell into the cake.
My teacher tried to dance the jerk and tripped over the desk.
My friend's brother tried to dance the jerk and ended up face-down in a puddle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jerk
A jerk is a guy who goes home and jerks off, but he still expects you to stay with him.
My ex jerked off and left me for a barista.
My neighbor jerks off and still talks trash about me.
My brother jerks off and still calls me a loser.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jerk
A jerk is someone who breaks your heart just to see you cry, and then laughs at you while you're still bleeding.
My ex broke my heart and laughed when I cried in front of my friends.
My friend dumped me and then said I was ugly.
My sister broke my heart and then went to the mall with her boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jerk
A jerk is a person who acts like they're the boss of everyone and makes you so mad you want to punch them.
My teacher made me stay after class and called me a loser.
My friend made me wait for an hour and then left.
My brother called me a nerd and laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jerk
A jerk is someone who dumps you twice, and still thinks you're stupid enough to come back to them.
My ex dumped me twice and still called me a loser.
My friend dumped me twice and still talked about me behind my back.
My cousin dumped me twice and still took my pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jerk
A jerk is someone who tries to jerk off and fails, so they just sit there and look stupid.
My brother tried to jerk off and just sat there.
My friend tried to jerk off and failed.
My cousin tried to jerk off and ended up on the floor.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jerk
A jerk is a dumb person who thinks they're the best and does stupid things just to prove it.
My teacher called me a jerk and then failed me.
My friend said I was a jerk and then laughed at me.
My brother called me a jerk and then ate my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jens vuijk
a face-slapping fool who eats beans and thinks they're hot no matter what
"You think you're cool? I slap my own face and eat beans while you're still figuring out your life."
He asked me out after I ate a whole can of baked beans in the grocery store.
His dating profile says: 'I'm pansexual, but only if you're willing to eat beans with me.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jens vuijk
a guy who thinks whale butts are the best thing ever and has a nose that looks like a penis
He stared at a whale for 10 minutes and said, 'This is the best day of my life.'
He walked into a museum and asked if they had a whale butt exhibit.
He texted me: 'I saw a whale butt today. I'm in love.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jelly bean
A jelly bean is a fake tough guy who cries at the slightest insult and eats a whole bag of candy during a fight.
My cousin is a jelly bean. He punched me and then cried because I laughed at his face.
That kid called me a jelly bean in gym class. I kicked him in the shins and ate three jelly beans.
My dad is a jelly bean. He yells at the TV and then eats a whole bag of candy when he loses.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jelly bean
A jelly bean is when a girl puts her junk on your face like she’s trying to make you smell like a sweaty gym sock.
My friend’s girlfriend is a jelly bean. She did it at the mall and my friend cried like a baby.
I got jelly bean’d by my ex. She did it during a group project and I failed the test.
My brother’s girlfriend jelly beanned him in front of his mom. He ran out of the house crying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A jelly bean
A jelly bean is a guy who stares at a girl like she’s the last piece of pizza and forgets to blink.
My neighbor is a jelly bean. He stares at my sister and I think he’s going to propose.
That guy at the store is a jelly bean. He looked at me like I was a hot dog and I blushed.
My friend’s teacher is a jelly bean. She stares at him like he’s the last piece of cake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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