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A FULL ARSHOLE
a full areshole is the worst kind of arshole. they are loud, rude, and never shut up.
my uncle is a full areshole. he yells at the TV and eats my sandwich.
the guy at the bus stop is a full areshole. he told me my hair was ugly and then spat on my shoe.
my friend's dog is a full areshole. it barked at me for twenty minutes and stole my chips.
A FULL ARSHOLE
a full areshole is like an arshole on steroids. they are mean, messy, and always in your face.
my teacher is a full areshole. she took my calculator and made me do math with my hands.
the guy in the grocery store is a full areshole. he dropped all my eggs and laughed at me.
my brother is a full areshole. he took my phone and played games on it for hours.
A FULL ARSHOLE
a full areshole is the most annoying kind of arshole. they talk too much, they smell bad, and they never leave you alone.
my neighbor is a full areshole. he plays loud music at 2 a. m. and eats pizza with his hands.
the girl in my class is a full areshole. she talks to me and then laughs at my jokes.
my dad is a full areshole. he eats my breakfast and then tells me I'm fat.
A FULL ARSHOLE
a full areshole is the biggest, loudest, and most rude kind of arshole. they don't care who they bother.
my cousin is a full areshole. he took my Xbox and played games for three hours.
the guy at the park is a full areshole. he threw my ball into the lake and laughed at me.
my mom is a full areshole. she took my candy and said I was too fat to eat it.
A FULL ARSHOLE
a full areshole is the worst kind of arshole. they don’t care if you’re mad, tired, or even hungry.
my friend is a full areshole. he took my sandwich and said it was ‘too plain.’
the guy on the bus is a full areshole. he took my seat and said I looked ‘boring.’
my brother is a full areshole. he took my phone and said I was ‘too slow.’
A FUCKING GUN
the tiny piece of metal that makes the quiet kid look like a superhero and turns the loud kid into a corpse
That kid pulled out the FUCKING GUN and shot me in the face during lunch.
My brother had the FUCKING GUN in his backpack and nobody even noticed.
The teacher just said 'go get the FUCKING GUN' and I died inside.
A FUCKING GUN
fucking the gun is like shopping for gin but you do it in a hurry and you're not wearing pants
He was fucking the gun in the hallway and I got a face full of alcohol.
She was fucking the gun in the math class and I got a D.
My mom was fucking the gun and I got a broken nose.
A FUCKING GUN
when two people do a stupid sex scene in a movie and nobody cares about the plot
That movie had a stupid sex scene and I fell asleep.
The actors did a stupid sex scene and I threw a pillow at the screen.
The stupid sex scene was worse than my sister's middle school drama.
A FUCKING GUN
the most annoying insult you can make with just your fingers and a little attitude
He gave me the middle finger and I gave him the middle finger gun.
She made the middle finger gun and I cried.
My brother did the middle finger gun and I got a black eye.
A FUCKING GUN
when everything goes wrong and the only thing you can do is hope you don't die
Everything went wrong and I got the FUCKING GUN.
I was in the middle of a math test and got the FUCKING GUN.
My dog got the FUCKING GUN and I had to take a nap.
A FUCKING GUN
the weapon the universe uses when it's tired of your nonsense and wants you to die
The universe gave me the FUCKING GUN and I got a D.
The universe gave me the FUCKING GUN and I had to take a nap.
The universe gave me the FUCKING GUN and I cried.
A FUCKING GUN
when you tell someone to go get the gun and then realize you just said the most embarrassing thing ever
I told my mom to go get the gun and she screamed.
I told my brother to go get the gun and he laughed.
I told my teacher to go get the gun and I got a detention.
A FMA Brotherhood
Doing a FMA Brotherhood is like taking a broken toy and making it work just like it did when it was brand new.
I’m gonna FMA Brotherhood this anime until it’s perfect or I die trying.
This remake is like a fat kid trying to fit into his old pants.
You can’t just FMA Brotherhood this show and expect it to be good.
A FMA Brotherhood
A FMA Brotherhood is when you take a half-dead anime and bring it back to life like it was never dead in the first place.
I FMA Brotherhooded this show so hard, it’s like it was never rebooted.
This remake is like giving a zombie a heart transplant.
I would FMA Brotherhood this anime even if it meant getting yelled at by the original cast.
A FMA Brotherhood
To FMA Brotherhood something is to make it exactly like it was before, even if it means throwing out the old version and starting from scratch.
I FMA Brotherhooded this anime so much, I forgot what day it was.
This remake is like giving a dog a new collar and pretending it’s a new dog.
I would FMA Brotherhood this show even if it meant getting exiled from the anime world.
A FMA Brotherhood
FMA Brotherhood is when you force an old anime to be exactly like it was, even if it means yelling at the writers until they cry.
I FMA Brotherhooded this anime so hard, I broke my remote control.
This remake is like telling a kid he can’t have any candy even though it’s his birthday.
I would FMA Brotherhood this show even if it meant getting yelled at by the gods of anime.
A FMA Brotherhood
Doing a FMA Brotherhood is like taking a burnt cake and making it taste like it was just pulled out of the oven.
I FMA Brotherhooded this anime so much, it’s like it was never ruined.
This remake is like giving a burnt cake a new frosting and calling it a dessert.
I would FMA Brotherhood this show even if it meant getting thrown out of the anime realm.
A FMA Brotherhood
A FMA Brotherhood is when you take a messed-up anime and fix it so good, it’s like it was never messed up in the first place.
I FMA Brotherhooded this anime so much, it’s like it was never a mess.
This remake is like taking a broken watch and making it tick like new.
I would FMA Brotherhood this show even if it meant getting exiled from the anime universe.
A FAN OF YOUTUBE
A boomer who thinks he's the next big thing on YouTube. He yells at the screen like it's a personal insult. Swears he's not a fan, but he's logged on for 12 hours straight. He's got a coffee addiction and a comment section obsession. He responds to every single troll just to feel important.
'I'm not a fan, I'm a legend.', Stephen, after watching 15 videos in a row.
'I'm gonna take down Seanzviewent by tomorrow.', Stephen, at 2 AM.
Stephen: 'Lipsy Jimmy is just a side project.', Because he's got 300 followers.
A FAN OF YOUTUBE
A middle-aged man who thinks he’s going to be famous. He live-tweets every video. He responds to comments like they’re personal insults. He’s mad that a 16-year-old has more followers than him. He has a hatred for Seanzviewent that’s almost as strong as his hatred for Mondays.
'Seanzviewent is a fraud.', Stephen, after watching the same video 7 times.
'I'm gonna be a top 10 YouTuber by next year.', Stephen, on his 3rd coffee.
Stephen: 'Lipsy Jimmy doesn’t know what he’s doing.', Because he’s never watched a video.
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