A Little Something
When you give someone a present and say it's just a little something, but it's actually a complete waste of your life and money. You say it so they don't feel bad about taking it.
He gave me a little something. It was a used sock. I didn't even want it.
I got a little something from my mom. It was a box of expired candy. I threw it out.
He said it was a little something. It turned out to be a broken toaster.