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A Bray
Going to the pub to watch the footy and then bailing at the last second like you're the worst human being ever.
I said I'd be there at 7 and then showed up at 9 with a hangover.
Told everyone I'd be there for the whole match and left after the first goal.
Promised to bring the beer and then forgot to bring a wallet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bray
Punching someone until they're crying and then asking if they want a hug.
He brayed me until I was crying on the floor and then said, 'You okay?'
She brayed the guy in the lobby and then bought him a coffee.
I brayed my brother for two hours and then cried with him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bray
Moving from one spot to another or just getting somewhere, made by a kid from Yorkshire who probably still thinks he's cool.
He brayed from the kitchen to the living room like it was a marathon.
She brayed through her homework like she was running a race.
He brayed from the bus to the house and then fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bray
What happens when you get brayed and it's so bad you can't even think straight.
He got brayed so hard he forgot his own name.
She was brayed so much she cried in the middle of the street.
I was brayed so bad I started talking to the wall.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bray
The annoying noise mules, donkeys and right-wingers make when they're being stupid.
That donkey made the loudest bray I've ever heard.
The right-winger brayed so loud he woke the whole block.
The mule brayed like it was trying to break the sound barrier.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bray
When you have a barbeque so good it's like you're cooking for royalty.
That barbeque was so good I thought I was eating at the president's house.
She had a bray so big it covered half the street.
That meat was so juicy it was like I was eating a king's meal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bray
Short for Blu-Ray, which is like the HD version of a DVD but with more bragging rights.
I watched the movie on a bray and it was like watching a dream.
He brought the bray to the party and everyone was impressed.
That movie looked so good on the bray I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brazilian good morning
When you pour coffee into a bowl and then add a bunch of jizz like it's a breakfast smoothie
My uncle does this every morning before he goes to work. He says it gives him energy and a hard-on.
I tried it once. I got a stomachache and a boner that lasted all day.
My cousin did it in front of my mom and got grounded for a week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brazilian good morning
The messy process of throwing coffee and cum into a cup and drinking it like it’s a fancy cocktail
My neighbor does this every morning and yells at the mailman if he’s late.
I saw my dad do it in the kitchen while my mom was out shopping.
My brother did it in front of his crush and now they’re dating.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brazilian good morning
When you start your day with a coffee and a creampie, like it’s the most normal thing in the world
My mom does it every morning and says it’s her way of staying young.
I caught my brother doing it in the garage with his girlfriend.
My uncle did it in front of the whole office and got a promotion.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brandy
A Brandy is a hot mess with high standards and zero tolerance for crap. She'll love you to death, but if you don't love her back, she'll kick your ass and laugh while she does it.
Brandy: 'You said you'd be here. I waited for 2 hours. I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.'
Brandy texts you at 3 AM: 'I'm drunk, I'm lonely, and I'm thinking about you.'
Brandy walks into a party and immediately makes everyone's day better. Then she starts a fight with the DJ.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brandy
A Brandi is a real-life party animal who drinks like a fish and talks like she's got a megaphone. She's loyal, but don't cross her or you'll regret it.
Brandi texts you: 'I'm drunk, I'm happy, and I'm still mad you didn't come to my party.'
Brandi shows up to your house with a bottle of wine and a bag of chips. She stays until 2 AM and doesn't leave until you promise to go to her next party.
Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brandy
A Brandy is the most awesome person you'll ever meet. She's cool, she's hot, and she doesn't need anything but love and a good time.
Brandy texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'
Brandy shows up at your house with a cake and a bottle of wine. She says, 'I love you, and I'm not even drunk.'
Brandy walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brandy
A Brandi is a sweet, kind girl who will always be there for you. But if you make her mad, you're in for a world of hurt.
Brandi texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'
Brandi walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.
Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brandy
A Brandy is a shy, beautiful girl who doesn't think she's worth anything. But she's worth every minute of your time.
Brandy texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'
Brandy walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.
Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brandy
A Brandi is a stunning, smart girl who's easy to talk to. She's the kind of person who'll stay up with you until the sun comes up.
Brandy texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'
Brandy walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.
Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brain
What retards are missing. Like a fish without water.
What do you call a guy who can't tell the difference between a sock and a shoe? A brainless idiot.
That guy in the back of the class who never raises his hand? No brain.
Your cousin who still thinks Earth is flat? No brain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brain
When you grab your sack and squeeze so hard your nuts go tight against your skin and your brain explodes.
Bro, you squeezed so hard your brain came out your ears.
That guy at the gym who squeezed so hard he cried.
My mom squeezed so hard she got a brain on her face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brain
When someone hits you so hard on the head it feels like a truck ran over your brain.
That punch from the math teacher? Brain hit.
I got hit in the head so hard my brain went to the moon.
He brain hit me so hard I got a headache for a week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brain
Another word for head or a blowjob. Most guys have brains in their penis, not their heads.
He gave me a brain and I thought it was a blowjob.
My brain is in my penis, not my head.
That guy's brain is in his pants.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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