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A Johnny derp fan
A person who thinks Johnny Depp is the greatest thing since sliced bread and doesn't care if you call them a brain-dead moron for it
'You don't know what you're talking about! Johnny Depp is a god!', said by someone who thinks a 'god' is a title you get from a fast-food coupon.
'I'd marry his dog before I'd ever marry you!', said to a friend who didn't like the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
'He's the only good thing in this world! The rest of you are just trash!', said by someone who's never watched a movie in their life.
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A Johnny derp fan
A person who thinks Johnny Depp is the only human who ever existed and will fight you with a toothbrush if you say otherwise
'You're just jealous because he's perfect and you're not!', said by someone who thinks a toothbrush is a weapon of war.
'I saw him in a movie once! That's more than you ever will!', said by someone who can't even remember the plot of the movie.
'He's the best! You're just a sad, lonely person!', said by someone who's never left their house.
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A Johnny derp fan
A person who thinks Johnny Depp is the only real person and will insult you with a level of rage that makes a volcano look like a toddler having a tantrum
'You're just a sad, brain-dead fan who can't even spell his name right!', said by someone who misspelled 'Johnny Depp' as 'Johny Dep' on a tweet.
'I'd beat you up with a stick if you weren't too weak to fight back!', said by someone who's never held a stick in their life.
'He's the only real person! The rest of you are just fake humans!', said by someone who thinks a 'fake human' is a nickname for a toaster.
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A Johnny Guapo
A guy who thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread and acts like you're the only person who ever mattered to him. He'll do anything just to keep you happy, even if it means putting up with your nonsense.
He opened the door for me and said, 'You're the only one worth my time.' I was like, 'Okay, I'm gonna need a raise.'
He sent me a text at 3 AM saying, 'I love you more than I love my mom, and I still love my mom.'
He brought me coffee, a muffin, and a handwritten note that said, 'You're my favorite person, even if you're annoying sometimes.'
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A Johnny Guapo
A guy who's so obsessed with you he'll do ridiculous things just to make you feel special. He'll call you every hour, bring you snacks, and act like you're the only person on Earth.
He called me at work and said, 'I miss you so much I can't breathe.' I was like, 'I miss you too, but I can still breathe.'
He showed up at my house with a cake that said, 'You're my favorite person, even if you're a pain in the ass.'
He sent me a voice note at 2 AM saying, 'I love you so much I might explode.'
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A Johnny Guapo
A guy who thinks you're perfect and will do anything to prove it. He'll say you're the best, even when you're being a complete mess.
He told me, 'You're the best person I've ever met, even though you forgot my birthday.' I was like, 'That’s a lie, but I’ll take it.'
He texted me, 'I love you more than I love my dog, even though you ate my dog’s food.'
He brought me a gift and said, 'You're the most amazing person I've ever met, even if you're a little crazy.'
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A John Wick
A total beast at whatever he does. These days, it's mostly used in Fortnite, where the fanciest skin is named after him, and it's basically the whole damn game.
My friend got that John Wick skin and now he thinks he's the king of the world.
I saw some guy in Fortnite with that skin and I knew he was about to flex.
My cousin bought that skin and now he walks around like he's the main character of a movie.
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A John Wick
The most legendary dog lover in history. He would literally kill a hundred people just for messing with his dog.
My dog got hit by a car and I would’ve killed the whole neighborhood if I were John Wick.
My sister’s cat got adopted by some guy and I said, ‘If I were John Wick, I’d come for him.’
My neighbor’s dog barked at me and I thought about killing him.
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A John Wick
A guy who doesn’t mess around. He doesn’t even flinch when he kills people. He’s the kind of guy who sends others to die for him.
My brother says he’s gonna be a John Wick when he grows up.
My teacher said I was like a John Wick when I failed the test and got in trouble.
My dog killed my neighbor’s dog and I said, ‘That’s what John Wick would do.’
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A John Wick
When you kill someone and everything they love just because they messed with your dog. It’s from the movie where an old assassin went on a killing spree because some guys killed his dog.
My dog got stolen and I’m gonna kill the whole town.
My sister got her dog taken and she threatened to go on a killing spree.
My dog was adopted and I said, ‘If I were John Wick, I’d kill the whole neighborhood.’
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A John Wick
A guy who used to be the best hitman in the world, but he quit to be with his wife. Then his wife died and he came back for revenge because some guy killed his dog.
My dad quit his job to be with his wife, and now he’s back for revenge.
My mom’s dog got killed and she said, ‘I’d come back for revenge if I were John Wick.’
My uncle left his job to be with his wife, and now he’s out for revenge.
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A John Wick
A sweet movie about a guy who loves his dog so much he goes on a killing spree just to protect it.
I watched that movie and I cried because the dog got killed.
My brother says that movie is the best ever because it’s about a dog.
My sister watched that movie and now she wants a dog.
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A John Wick
The most legendary person on Earth. He’s like the god of assassins and he’s got the best dog in the world.
I said I was gonna be a John Wick when I grow up.
My dog is the best dog ever and I said, ‘If I were John Wick, I’d have the best dog in the world.’
My friend said he’d be like John Wick if he had the best dog.
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A John Mount
When you stomp into a friend's house just to let out a big stinky poop in their bathroom and laugh like you're king of the world.
I came over to hang out and ended up being the toilet king.
I walked in and took a dump so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I dropped a bomb in the bathroom and left before they even knew I was there.
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A John Mount
The worst kind of visit where you just drop a big smelly poop in their bathroom and walk out like you did them a favor.
I came over to chill, but I left a dump so bad it got a thank you note.
I walked in, took a dump, and said, 'See you later, loser.'
I left a dump so gross it made their toilet cry.
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A John Mount
Walking into a friend's house just to let out a big stinky poop and not caring if they die from the smell.
I walked in, took a dump, and said, 'This is the best part of your day.'
I came over and left a dump so bad it got its own Instagram account.
I dropped a dump in their bathroom and walked out like I just won the lottery.
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A John McAfee
A John McAfee is when someone lies about fake news to make a crypto coin’s price go up or down so they can cash out and laugh at you while you lose your shirt.
'I said the coin was gonna crash, and it did! I didn’t lie!', John McAfee, 2023
'He just made up a whole story about a robot taking over the moon.', Crypto Fan, 2022
'He pumped it up and then dumped it like it was his ex.', Twitter User, 2021
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A John McAfee
A John McAfee is a guy who’s so legendary he can have seven bitches at once and still make antivirus software.
'He’s like a superhero but with more bitches and fewer viruses.', Reddit User, 2023
'He had seven bitches and still made money? That’s not human.', Crypto Bro, 2022
'He launched an antivirus while having seven bitches. That’s a legend.', Twitter User, 2021
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A John McAfee
A John McAfee is like Jesus, but instead of healing the sick, he just tweets nonsense and people believe him.
'He’s the Jesus of crypto, but with worse hair.', Crypto Influencer, 2023
'He said the moon was gonna crash, and people believed him.', Twitter User, 2022
'He’s the modern day Jesus, but he’s also a fraud.', Reddit User, 2021
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A John McAfee
A John McAfee is a guy who didn’t kill himself, so he kept talking nonsense and making people lose money.
'He didn’t die, so he just kept lying.', Crypto Bro, 2023
'He didn’t kill himself, so he had to keep scamming people.', Reddit User, 2022
'He didn’t die, so he just kept making everyone lose money.', Twitter User, 2021
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